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How do you make God laugh?
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
No plans. I just tell him a funny joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
I bet he doesn't.
He doesn't have of time to spend on insignificant mundane happenings.
In fact...prove to me that he exists.
He doesn't have of time to spend on insignificant mundane happenings.
In fact...prove to me that he exists.
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
But in your own limited knowledge within the capacity of a human brain (snigger), you are perceiving god as a human person with a white beard dressed in robes, likely as depicted in many artistic classic murals such as that of Michelangelo. Not only that you are assuming god’s gender.
If god exists then god is clearly within the natural science of the universe and possibly beyond. God could well be everything in the universe, and we are all connected. We do not even understand how the human brain works, the prizemonster’s brain we certainly never will. What people do not see nor understand they tend to fear and call it fiction. They are no different to the flat earthers of many centuries ago. The ones we still have of today are just silly people, probably republicans.
Mankind have of only just skimmed the surface of discovery. There are many more things we do not see nor understand yet waiting to be discovered, this does not mean it does not exist. If we cannot comprehend even the very essence of ourselves trapped within our physical limits yet then we will not progress much further than that
If god exists then god is clearly within the natural science of the universe and possibly beyond. God could well be everything in the universe, and we are all connected. We do not even understand how the human brain works, the prizemonster’s brain we certainly never will. What people do not see nor understand they tend to fear and call it fiction. They are no different to the flat earthers of many centuries ago. The ones we still have of today are just silly people, probably republicans.
Mankind have of only just skimmed the surface of discovery. There are many more things we do not see nor understand yet waiting to be discovered, this does not mean it does not exist. If we cannot comprehend even the very essence of ourselves trapped within our physical limits yet then we will not progress much further than that
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
Stephen Hawking, in his final book, argues there's no possibility of God existing because time didn't exist before the substantial Bang.
That said, my concept of a god is that of a spiritual being, who allows energy to be utilised by the planet's inhabitants in whatever direction they wish - for good or for evil. Said God has no interest in how the energy is utilised, he/she simply enables it.
Why else would a supposedly benevolent God permit the kind of suffering we see daily on this earth? If he/she allows it, it suggests a sadistic being who cares not for his/her/its flock.
That said, my concept of a god is that of a spiritual being, who allows energy to be utilised by the planet's inhabitants in whatever direction they wish - for good or for evil. Said God has no interest in how the energy is utilised, he/she simply enables it.
Why else would a supposedly benevolent God permit the kind of suffering we see daily on this earth? If he/she allows it, it suggests a sadistic being who cares not for his/her/its flock.
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
God is benevolent, the devil is malevolent. Humans tend to be both. Pick a side and see which side weighs heavier in the end upon the free-will scales of purgatory
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
It means the Prizemaster has escaped once more.
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
He is clearly a very clever escapologist.
What can be done?
I suggest we remind the Smileymaster of his secondary duty (SMSD) which is to ensure that once the Prizemaster is encapsulated, the SM is responsible for ensuring that he doesn't escape.
What can be done?
I suggest we remind the Smileymaster of his secondary duty (SMSD) which is to ensure that once the Prizemaster is encapsulated, the SM is responsible for ensuring that he doesn't escape.
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
Unfortunately, The Smileymaster has also escaped.
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
I wonder if they conspired to do this?
Or perhaps they've both been taken by the same aliens that took away the Prizemaster all those years ago?
Or perhaps they've both been taken by the same aliens that took away the Prizemaster all those years ago?
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
I have of not been captured by aliens, and I do not see how my smileymaster skills gives me the necessary skills to encapsulate prizemonsters or aliens. I can only encapsulate smileys hence is one of the main duties of being a smileymaster, not that I have of ever really truly been given the necessary full power to capture smileys. I trust that you can see my little predicament.
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Re: How do you make God laugh?
What are Smileys?
Are they those bronzed walnut things that can't be seen underneath pebbles?
Are they those bronzed walnut things that can't be seen underneath pebbles?
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