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Why does masturbation produce an ejaculation?
And it's gott*en nothing to do with it rhyming.
And it's gott*en nothing to do with it rhyming.
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Yes it does gett*en harder and harder.Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:44 amYes, I gather it gets more difficult as you gett*en more ancient, Sir William....
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So, you bumble-brained members - Why does masturbation produce an ejaculation? (In fact why does masturbation w**k at all?*)
The brain controls everything, and it knows that no insemination is possible, so why does it produce an ejaculation?
I would expect a Dr to offer some explanations for this; not to act dum and post silly comments.
The brain controls everything, and it knows that no insemination is possible, so why does it produce an ejaculation?
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Following on from this very stimulating discussion.
Do I go blind if I masturbate somebody else?
Is it even technically possible to masturbate somebody else?
Do I go blind if I masturbate somebody else?
Is it even technically possible to masturbate somebody else?
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Mr Ru*naway - just because you are too embarassed to talk about this sort of thing.
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Anyway - Do I go blind if I masturbate somebody else?
Is it even technically possible to masturbate somebody else?
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Although I am a doctor, an even greater wealth of knowledge on this specific point exists elsewhere.Sir William wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:15 am
Anyway - Do I go blind if I masturbate somebody else?
Is it even technically possible to masturbate somebody else?
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I was wondering whether any member had done further research into this important subject.
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In order to understand this complex question you need to have of **** your Darwin or your Attenborough (he couldn't demonstrate this on TV unfortunately) but actually the millions and millions of ***** that are created within the male g****s do not live indefinitely and have of to be 'removed' in order to manufacture place for new fresh ones - So in order to assure perenity of the species, in times of it being not gott*n on a regular basis (for example due to forgetting to buy flowers on her birthday, forgetting the w***ing anniversary or her having it *** with the milkman) it has to be Brought out 'by hand' so as to speak. This direction we are guaranteed a fresh supply of top quality *********oids in order to recreate.Sir William wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:54 amSo, you bumble-brained members - Why does masturbation produce an ejaculation? (In fact why does masturbation w**k at all?*)
The brain controls everything, and it knows that no insemination is possible, so why does it produce an ejaculation?
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All this shows that the brain is not as clever as it thinks it is (well not Mr RunAways anyway)
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Horay for Mr Tree's serious answer to this very pertinent question. And he happens to be quite correct.
Even Dr Cheery couldn't (or was too prudish to) discuss this topic; and Messrs R*unaway and Nil*ly didn't have of a clue (as usual).
I am most impressed by Mr Tree's mature attitude to these disgusting matters.
Now perhaps he could also tell us which person of a mutually-masturbating pair goes blind. Is it the masturbator or the masturbatee. This may require some experimentation.
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Thank you for your compliments I am embarrassed to be singled out for my expertise, but this was my best subject at school
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