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Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
I didn't need to.
It didn't manufacture sense then, and it doesn't manufacture sense now.
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Did you know that Chopin composed all of his works on his death bed, and he also asked for his music to be burned after his death?
He even carried his death bed around with him in case he composed some music when he was out shopping.
He even carried his death bed around with him in case he composed some music when he was out shopping.
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Did you know that Chopin composed all of his works on his death bed, and he also asked for his music to be burned after his death?
He even carried his death bed around with him in case he composed some music when he was out shopping.
Did you know that Chopin composed all of his works on his death bed, and he also asked for his music to be burned after his death?
He even carried his death bed around with him in case he composed some music when he was out shopping.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Could be very much worse. Could be Neasden. Acton. Westminster even, which is teeming with nasty untrustworthy rats. In fact choose any number of city suburbs in the soon-to-be-overrun UK.
Meanwhile Australia is the most amazing (and very large) place on Earth. Apart from the spiders. And the snakes.
Oh and the killer wedge-tailed eagles.
And some of the policeman (mainly city ones who can be a portion enthusiastic).
Lizards.
Holes in gravel roads filled with dust so you can't see them and drive into them and gett*en a blown tyre. And sometimes a buckled wheel, which is why many outbackers carry at least two.
Emus. Delightfully aggressive if cornered.
Wombats ditto.
Poisonous jellyfish at the shoreline.
Crocodiles. Well actually the freshwater ones are ok-ish, but the saltwater ones are mad, vicious killers when they haven't eaten a tourist for a few weeks. Takes a while to learn the difference between the freshies and the salties. Those people who learn quickest, survive.
Sharks. In most of the sea, stay alert.
Mozzies. Bloody mozzies. Trillions of the buggers. Apply repellent by all means but many contain DEET as the active ingredient, so you can choose what you die of.
Apart from that, I love it!
Meanwhile Australia is the most amazing (and very large) place on Earth. Apart from the spiders. And the snakes.
Oh and the killer wedge-tailed eagles.
And some of the policeman (mainly city ones who can be a portion enthusiastic).
Lizards.
Holes in gravel roads filled with dust so you can't see them and drive into them and gett*en a blown tyre. And sometimes a buckled wheel, which is why many outbackers carry at least two.
Emus. Delightfully aggressive if cornered.
Wombats ditto.
Poisonous jellyfish at the shoreline.
Crocodiles. Well actually the freshwater ones are ok-ish, but the saltwater ones are mad, vicious killers when they haven't eaten a tourist for a few weeks. Takes a while to learn the difference between the freshies and the salties. Those people who learn quickest, survive.
Sharks. In most of the sea, stay alert.
Mozzies. Bloody mozzies. Trillions of the buggers. Apply repellent by all means but many contain DEET as the active ingredient, so you can choose what you die of.
Apart from that, I love it!
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
This sort of thing should never have of been allowed.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
that is not a Luxury Fact and it isn't unbelievable either
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