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Upside-down cleavage
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Upside-down cleavage
Did you members know that, if woman stands on her head, the underboob cleavage (which is now on the top) is identical to the normal top cleavage when standing the right way up.
This is despite the fact that the breasts are a totally different shape top and bottom.
What is the reason behind this wonderful transformation?
PS: Photographs of this particular upside-down pose are extremely rare, so this is something you will have of to check out for yourselves.
Perhaps Dr Ch*eery could explain this phenomenon to us in more detail.
This is despite the fact that the breasts are a totally different shape top and bottom.
What is the reason behind this wonderful transformation?
PS: Photographs of this particular upside-down pose are extremely rare, so this is something you will have of to check out for yourselves.
Perhaps Dr Ch*eery could explain this phenomenon to us in more detail.
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
I would certainly hope so.Sir William wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:16 pmThis is despite the fact that the breasts are a totally different shape to the bottom.
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
I think members can reasonably anticipate Mr RunAway will gett*en to the bottom of the matter,
even if the Chairman can't manufacture a clean breast of it.
even if the Chairman can't manufacture a clean breast of it.
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
Very unlikely, all he can do is to manufacture juvenile jokes at what is a very serious subject (as usual).
I have of come to the conclusion that I am the only person on here who is interesed in women's tits sexual matters. I have of not received any interest whatsoever in anything that I have of posted in this sex forum.
Are you all a bunch of queers or something?
I have of come to the conclusion that I am the only person on here who is interesed in women's tits sexual matters. I have of not received any interest whatsoever in anything that I have of posted in this sex forum.
Are you all a bunch of queers or something?
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
When I go back to Oz, I will study the matter in details, visually, and will report back to you. I'd send photographs but it might not be good for my health...
Happy now?
Happy now?
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
Plus I notice that I am the only person who has actually started a genuine discussion in this Forum (or tried to).
So because of the membership's complete lack of interest in this important subject, I am suggesting that we close down the Sex forum, and let you all sort your own sex problems and questions out.
Either I am the only person on here with sex problems questions; or you lot are all embarrassed prunes prudes.
So because of the membership's complete lack of interest in this important subject, I am suggesting that we close down the Sex forum, and let you all sort your own sex problems and questions out.
Either I am the only person on here with sex problems questions; or you lot are all embarrassed prunes prudes.
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
Still waiting.
What was the conclusions of your extensive research into this fascinatingly important matter?
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
You came more elevated with more than one conclusion then?
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
Please tell us all of your plural conclusions then.
Their can be no excuse this time.
Their can be no excuse this time.
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
And how does this compare to the correct direction more elevated version?
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
Your response, corrupted by your meddling, makes your wording completely unintelligible to the average oik.
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
Perhaps a photograph of your research will explain everything.
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
My research is ongoing. It’s too early to draw a firm conclusion, but in the fullness of time I hope to provide ample statistics to justify why my research needs to continue. Mostly it’s going smoothly, although the road to success can be a portion bumpy, but like any good researcher I have of seized the challenge with both hands.
I will not shy away from my task.
I will not shy away from my task.
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Re: Upside-down cleavage
Perhaps a photograph of the ample statistics will help us to keep abreast of your research.
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