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Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:19 pm

Mr Tree - Do you still have of your ancient Prizemaster's shed? :wink:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:24 pm

He probably has. And it'll be as new - it never had anything in it. :snigger:

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:27 pm

No :roll: :box: I shed it, some time ago :magnify:

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:32 pm

We might have of to gett*en a new one then. :yes:

I will look out for one on the Internet. :wink:

The one that Dr Ch*eery had was only experimental, and it looks like it might have of fell on his head. :thumbd:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:40 pm

...have of of fell...

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Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:43 pm

:oops: :oops:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:36 am

Mr Tree - I have of found an excellent Prizemaster's Shed for you. :bounce: :bounce: :excited:

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Unfortunately, this new shed is full of bangers at the moment, but if you are in agreement, I could eat the bangers and gett*en rid of all the babies and crocodiles in there. :bigthumbsup: :excited: :excited:

There is even a window on the front where you could display all the exciting new prizes. :excited:

What do you think? :cripes:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:51 pm

What do prizemasters shed? :hscratch:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:58 pm

:wag:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:58 pm

That Shed is occupied :bash: :bash: and someone has secretely written Punch and Wendy on the top -
i'll have of no wendy in my Shed thankyou (anyway Wendy would take more elevated the space of quite a few much needed PRIZES) :read: :magnify:

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:53 pm

But that lady is going to strip off and display all the prizes (like on Sale of the Century). :yes:

I thought this would be something of an advantage. :?
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:56 pm

Will it be a Sale of Two Titties? :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:05 pm

What do you mean? :hscratch:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:06 pm

Runaway wrote:
Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:56 pm
Will it be a Sale of Two Titties? :excited: :excited: :excited:
What the Dickens does he mean :clap: :bounce: :excited: :snigger: :ho:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:43 am

I have of no idea but I have of great expectations :yes:

DYASWIDT :magnify:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:47 pm

I have of great expectations of a drink very soon. Oliver Twist of lemon in it. :cripes: :hide:

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:44 pm

:thumbd:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:48 pm

At least I tried.
Happy New Year. :tongue:

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:50 pm

:spam:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:01 am

The Chairman obviously is bearing a Barnaby Grudge :wink: :snigger: :ho:

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:25 am

:magnify:
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:08 pm

anepictree wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:01 am
The Chairman obviously is bearing a Barnaby Grudge :wink: :snigger: :ho:
Sounds like a toupe.

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:57 pm

I said that our mutual friend was bearing a barnaby grudge not wearing a barnaby grudge :redtape:

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:29 pm

To bear something can mean to wear or sport it. Especially in Australia. :ho: :ho: :ho:

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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:02 pm

Runaway wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:29 pm
To bear something can mean to wear or sport it. Especially in Australia. :ho: :ho: :ho:
So you wouldn't mind me asking V2 to bear her breasts then :ho:
for proof of this grammatical demonstration we would need a photo (colour 20,000 megapixels) :magnify:

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