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Dr Ch*eery's replacement

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:55 pm

:announce:

I am pleased to announce (to members) that we have of managed to discover an excellent replacement for Dr Cheer*y. :clap: :clap:

His name is Doctor Query, and members will be able to send all their medical queries to him (enclosing a stamped addressed envelope). :wink:

Let us hope that he will be able to answer your questions and solve your problems much better than Dr C*heery did (although somehow I doubt it). :duh:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Doctor Query » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:56 pm

Hello :wave:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:17 pm

O M G

:doh: :doh: :doh:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:35 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:40 pm

1. It's taken him over 4 months to manufacture his first post, so I won't be expecting any prompt advice. No good if, for example, I'm dying of some rare tropical disease.

2. His first post was ONE WORD. This hardly helps dispel my concerns detailed above.

3. Why is his avatar a picture of Mr Nilly?
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:44 pm

I suppose he must of been waiting for Dr Ch*eery to bugger off. :search:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Doctor Query » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:45 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:47 pm

You are clearly a good doctor, Doc Q.
Not the slightest sign of verbal diarrhea. :no:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Doctor Query » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:58 pm

:no:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:03 pm

Average Russian post: 400 words
Average Dr Q post: 0.5 words

This is going to be fun.
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:54 pm

Average Russian post = 400 words? :hscratch:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Doctor Query » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:55 pm

:thanks:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:59 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:54 pm
 Average Russian post = 400 words? :hscratch:
The ones I don't let through...
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:54 pm

That Dr Q looks more like an agony uncle than an agony aunt to me - Why is it since I left the UK thrity years ago the English folk seem to have of such hardness at knowing what is male what is female and why is it that everything male suddenly wants to become female and vice versa. I gett*en the impression that the whole c*untry is now manufactured more elevated of *ucked more elevated *uggers :cantlook: :cripes:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:57 am

Yes it's a disgrace. :hurry:

Doctor Query doesn't agree with this state of things, do you Dr Query? :?
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Doctor Query » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:57 am

:no:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:58 am

And an Agony Aunty can be male or female, can't they Doctor Query? :?
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Doctor Query » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:58 am

:yes:
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:59 am

Dr Query is very learned. :yes: :yes: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Dr Ch*eery's replacement

Post by Melvyn » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:40 am

Why is the new doctor called 'Dr Query'?

Is he jolly? :o
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Re: Dr Ch*eery's replacement

Post by Doctor Query » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:40 am

:mad: :bash:
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Re: Dr Ch*eery's replacement

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:35 am

He's only uttered one word since he joined.

I think he's dumb.
Dumbo Query. :yes:
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Re: Dr Ch*eery's replacement

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:55 pm

Is Dr Queery a monosylabic quack :magnify:
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Re: Dr Ch*eery's replacement

Post by Doctor Query » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:20 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Dr Ch*eery's replacement

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:08 pm

He clearly doesn't understand substantial words.

Allow me to simplify Mr Tree's words for him:

Doc, Tree says you are a thick quack. :yes:
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