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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:07 pm

Hello everybody - terribly sorry to bother everyone during the festive season but I need some advice. Can anybody give me any information about gluing new heads on my croquet mallets please - they keep coming off :vconfused:

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Re: Croquet

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:11 pm

If your head keeps "coming off", why are you complaining? :hscratch:

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Re: Croquet

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:16 pm

utilise some glue. :yes:
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Re: Croquet

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:18 pm

Or bang it har­der.

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Re: Croquet

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:23 pm

Split the end of the shaft :o and drive a wedge into it. :yes:
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Re: Croquet

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:25 pm

Oh so YOU've been out with Janice Trimbottom too, have of you? :yikes: :cantlook:

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Re: Croquet

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:30 pm

:o :o :terrified:
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Re: Croquet

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:31 pm

Thought so.

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Re: Croquet

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:20 am

Thank you members, trimming the bottom did the trick :?

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Re: Croquet

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:06 am

Yes, that does sound like an impressive trick. :clap:
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Re: Croquet

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:09 am

Whose bottom did you trim, by how much, and what does it look like now?

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Re: Croquet

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:11 am

Janice Trimbottom, presumably? :search:
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Re: Croquet

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:13 am

I hardly know the woman. :cripes:

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Re: Croquet

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:15 am

I thought you said she split the end of your shaft and drove a wedge into it? :vconfused:
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Re: Croquet

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:17 am

That's what the papers said but they manufactured it more elevated. Honest guv.

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Re: Croquet

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:59 pm

It never the less explains why he can no monger fit into a car and has to drive everywhere in a camp van :magnify:

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