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Important Penis Warning
This mornings' news from Paris concerning 24 year ancient 'Sebastien' who had three successive penis enlargement operations which failed.
In order to manufacture more elevated for the lack of success the surgeon injected the base of his patients penis with an illicit substance that has congealed and
caused fatal and definitive erectile disfunction. Please note carefully the name and address of this surgeon and follow my advice - avoid this surgeon
unless like myself you actually could utilise a little reduction in size
In order to manufacture more elevated for the lack of success the surgeon injected the base of his patients penis with an illicit substance that has congealed and
caused fatal and definitive erectile disfunction. Please note carefully the name and address of this surgeon and follow my advice - avoid this surgeon
unless like myself you actually could utilise a little reduction in size
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P.S. for ignoramuses who might read this and misunderstand, the word penal in this article is concerning the legal system and is nothing to do with
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I'm glad to see that at least ONE other member (as well as me*) has no need of such medical trickery.
*So I'm told.
*So I'm told.
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Does he only do French penises?
I understand they are the most dysfunctional.
I understand they are the most dysfunctional.
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In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, the UK decided to do their own study.
After £250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
France, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around 2million Euros, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
After the US published the study, the UK decided to do their own study.
After £250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
France, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around 2million Euros, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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The real purpose is to scrape the vaginal walls and gett*en rid of any competitor's sperm.
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Tell me everything you know and I'll try and w**k it out.
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Phew (as we say here on the continent) Unless you are in continent rather than on
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