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Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:45 pm

I have discovered an amazing coincidence that will discover your true age. :bounce:

But not just your's, it can discover anybody's* age. :clap:

It will even w**k for somebody else. :yes:

Here is/are the secret instructions:

F'ind out the year it is today (look on a calendar).

Subtract a 1 from that number and write down the result. (eg if it is 1701 write down 1700)

Now take the year you were born and write that down underneath the first number. This number should be smaller than the first number. If not you have manufactured a mistake. :wink:

Subtract the second number from the first number.

If you have done this correctly, the answer should be your true age - accurate to within a year or two. :o

If this didn't w**k, you must of been born in the wrong year and this method won't w**k for you. :duh:

Try this amazing calculation out on your friends. :excited: :excited:


*Not anybodies. :wag:
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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:48 pm

What if we don't know when we were born?

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:51 pm

This secret method will tell you. :yes:

PS: Do NOT add 1363 to the result. :stop:
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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:54 pm

>>>Now take the year you were born and write that down underneath the first number.

I repeat, what if we don't know when we were born?

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:56 pm

Do the calculation first, write down the year, and then insert that into the second calculation. :yes: :bigthumbsup:
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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 1:02 pm

That manufactures me zero years ancient.

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 1:25 pm

This amazing calculation is a simple method. :yes:

I can't help it if dum-dums can't understand it. :duh:

Wait till all the other members see how dumb you are. :tongue:

They will not be able to believe their ears. :doh:

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 5:52 pm

i give up.jpg

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by anepictree » Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:45 pm

:cantlook:

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:26 pm

You didn't by any chance add 1363 to the result did you? :duh: :duh:
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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:31 pm

Dammit I forgot about that. Now I’ll have to get-go all over once more. :duh:

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:30 pm

:cantlook:

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:00 pm

I knew this would happen. This is why I specifically warned against it. :doh: :roll:
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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:00 am

I didn’t listen. I shall immediately joint in the middle of the leg (erogenous) myself in the groin. once more.
Then it can be kissed better. 💋

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by anepictree » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:34 pm

Is Mr RunAway feeling alright. -should we be concerned, maybe he has been spam bombed by the 'Mother of all Spam Bombs'*

*manufactured in China :read:

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:36 pm

I’m feeling absolutely fine thank you. It’s a beautiful sunny morning and all's well with the world. :bounce:

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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:31 am

Just watch some b*astard spoil it. :wink:
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Re: Amazing calculation that will discover your true age

Post by anepictree » Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:34 pm

:excited: :ho: :bounce:

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