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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:38 am

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Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:23 pm
East towards Russia.
No. At the North Pole, all directions are South. :yes:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:56 am

Technically you are correct if we are discussing the geographical North Pole. But we were discussing MAGNETIC North.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:21 am

You know very well that this has nothing to do with the Prizemaster's a*rse. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:28 am

The North Pole is big, round, and white.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 14, 2019 3:49 pm

Oh yes. :?

And there is a pole sticking out of it. :cripes:

But I thought it was red & white. :search:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:27 pm

A Pole? What's his name? :o
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Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:51 pm

It's a Theresa May Pole - more elevated my **rse and on my t*ts too :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:57 pm

Oh well, she may not be in charge in a few hours.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:04 pm

She's not been in charge for months. :mad: :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:08 am

Boris will save you.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:50 pm

Boris and Nigel. :excited: :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:39 pm

Of course, Nigel too. And Uncle Pat.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:07 pm

The deal gott*en voted down. :o :o

But it was a close thing. :?
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Post by anepictree » Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:46 pm

Do they remove posts from *sses :read:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:31 am

Neigh, lad.

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Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:25 pm

Then I shall have to defer to Travis Perkins instead :tongue:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:38 pm

They sell posts. I doubt they'd buy yours (especially considering where it's been). :yuck:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:17 am

:no:
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Post by anepictree » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:37 pm

I think this post has come to its end :cantlook: :cripes:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:40 pm

I doubt it. I suspect the Chairman will want to embarrass you more. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:37 pm

On the contrary. :wag:

There must be no more talk about the Pri*zemaster's ar*se for the rest of the day. :stop:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:32 pm

I'm already in the next day, so I can talk about it as much as I like! :excited:

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Post by anepictree » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:35 pm

:hurry:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:45 pm

Mr Tree, what's it like to have the most discussed rear in the known universe? :clap:

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