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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed May 08, 2019 10:55 pm

What scam are you trying to pull now? :wag:
Everyone knows that there were no double decker buses when the T. rex was around. :roll:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu May 09, 2019 10:16 am

That is only a rumour. :hurry:

The existance of double-decker buses during the Jurassic period cannot be ruled out. :no:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Thu May 09, 2019 8:50 pm

It is at times like this that we need the adjudication of someone with specialist knowledge. Someone who has studied the matter in great detail. In fact, someone who was there at the time.

Are you there, Mr Tree? :bounce:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu May 09, 2019 10:32 pm

:wink: :snigger:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat May 11, 2019 11:47 am

CT body scanners expose the patient to the same amount of radiation as was experienced within one and a half miles from the Hiroshima bomb. :terrified:

(If you can't cure the patients, then try and kill them.) :thumbd: :bash:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed May 15, 2019 9:13 pm

Doctors bury their mistakes.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed May 15, 2019 10:20 pm

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu May 16, 2019 10:25 am

Chopin never composed anything that didn't have have a piano in it. :no:

Even his piano concerto had a piano in it. :o

This is even more remarkable when you realise that the piano wasn't even invented in the 1400s. :no:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Fri May 17, 2019 10:16 am

Which one of those imbeciles is Chopin? :hscratch:
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