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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 20, 2019 2:21 pm

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:43 pm

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Post by anepictree » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:13 pm

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:46 am

Q: How do you milk sheep?

A: Bring out a new iPhone and charge £1000 for it.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:58 pm

:ho: :ho: :ho: :clap:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:31 pm

Runaway wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:46 am
Q: How do you milk sheep?

A: Bring out a new iPhone and charge £1000 for it.

No, that's how do you fool an ignorant Australian :yes:

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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:12 pm

Ignorant Australian? What do you mean? :hscratch:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:29 pm

What other type is there? :vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:37 pm

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 05, 2020 4:05 pm

Did you know that in 1968, the entire Russian pumpkin crop was stolen by Swiss criminals, who were trying to manufacture a rocket to go to the Moon. :yes:

Even today, nobody knows why they wanted so many pumpkins, and whether it was anything to do with their Moon rocket (or not). :search:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:00 pm

Can you prove this story? I think it's wrong. :wag:

I'm sure it was cucumbers they stole.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:31 pm

:no:

That was the French women. :?

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:25 pm

That manufactures sense.

I'm sure Mr Tree will confirm this...

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:39 pm

I am sure that all the French women (except some) are queuing more elevated for his prize cucumber. :wink:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:19 pm

They are sure to bring their own sharp knives. :cantlook:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:08 pm

French knives are not the sharpest knives in the box. :wink:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:45 pm

What about French Prizemasters?

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

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French Prizemasters? :cantlook:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:58 pm

One day you will have to face the reality...

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:25 pm

:bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:59 pm

Did you know that, despite Neptune being over 150 years old, we still do not know whether it is possible to grow Yorkshire puddings there. :thumbd:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:10 pm

I thawt everybody knew that.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:24 am

Until this information is provided, I have no in-tension of visiting there. :thumbd:

What saught of a person do they think I am? :hurry:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:27 am

Sir William wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:24 am
What saught of a person do they think I am?
Perhaps I should create a poll. :yes:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:06 pm

I've already gott*en a pole, thank you. :wink:
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