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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:24 pm

I have recently been conducting important studies into women with large breasts. :yes:

This is my preliminary (but not my only) conclusion:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:16 pm

Another of my important discoveries is that larger breasts have a lower resonant frequency than smaller breasts. :yes:

This was discovered during an enthusiastic breast-bouncing experiment in which my chambermaid provided valuable assistance. :wink:

It was discovered that the resonant frequency was somewhere between 0.38Hz and 0.48Hz, when self-sustaining oscillations due to positive feedback coud be observed on the upper surface.

Of course, the exact figure will depend upon the inertial mass and the elasticity of the breasts, and further research is needed to determine the exact role played by these varying characteristics. :yes:

I cannot believe that, here we are in 2019, and these experiments have never been performed before. My important contributions to this science will surely earn me the Nobel Breast Bouncing Award for my life's w**k in this arena. :excited: :excited:
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Re: Large breasts

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:19 pm

Sir William wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:16 pm
My important contributions to this science will surely earn me the Nobel Breast Bouncing Award for my life's w**k in this arena.
Or a short prison sentence. :cantlook:

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Re: Large breasts

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:22 pm

What on Earth do you mean? :mad:
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Re: Large breasts

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:28 pm

:cantlook: :cripes: :roll:

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Re: Large breasts

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:58 pm

Are you saying that my much-needed research is illegal? :hurry:
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Re: Large breasts

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:05 pm

I suppose it depends on whether the "research subjects" are willing.

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Re: Large breasts

Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:22 pm

and how ancient they are :cripes: :cantlook:

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Re: Large breasts

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:25 pm

That's yet another topic I have to resign from... :cantlook:

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Re: Large breasts

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:44 pm

Runaway wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:05 pm
I suppose it depends on whether the "research subjects" are willing.
I forgot to ask. :wink:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 29, 2019 12:51 pm

Today's breast-bouncing experiment will involve doubling the bouncing frequency in an attempt to set more elevated standing waves with a central nodal point. :yes:

The objective of these important experiments is to determine whether the breasts will remain in a stable oscillatory state unde'r these conditions and exactly what type of deformation will take place. :magnify:
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Re: Large breasts

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 29, 2019 6:29 pm

I'm afraid that research has already been carried out...
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Re: Large breasts

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:35 pm

How can that be proper research when they are experimenting on rubber balls that are not even the correct shape? :duh:

And I very much doubt whether the correct elasticity has been properly simulated either. :tongue:

What an insult to the shambles that I am conducting. :tant:

You (members) can rest assured that my research is being handled on real breasts with real bristal density and elasticity. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Large breasts

Post by anepictree » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:38 pm

That was a useful documentary film - what aout the one for men - how do I stop my enormous ****** from flailing about whilst I pay cricket

(real cricket not pocket cricket :wink: )

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Re: Large breasts

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:28 pm

Do what Prince Albert did. :wink:
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Re: Large breasts

Post by Runaway » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:12 pm

You're suggesting he should marry Queen Victoria? :hscratch:

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Re: Large breasts

Post by anepictree » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:45 pm

I should think that that would be enough to keep your middle wicket out of trouble :wink:

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