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Musical question

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:31 pm

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How can I play "Over The Rainbow" and "Abide With Me" on a bucket? :search:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:51 pm

Buy a piano, hold it firmly in your arms, and stand on the bucket. :yes:

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Re: Musical question

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:58 pm

Standing on a bucket will enable me to play the piano will it? :hurry:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:00 pm

You wanted to play those tunes on a bucket. I merely provided a practical solution. I don't know whether you can play the piano. It's irrelevant.

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Re: Musical question

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:03 pm

Runaway wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:00 pm
I don't know whether you can play the piano. It's irrelevant.
Neither do I, I've never tried. :search:

So what happens in the unlikely event that I can't play the piano? :hurry:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:06 pm

Don't bother standing on the bucket.

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Re: Musical question

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:10 pm

Sir William wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:31 pm
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So how can I play "Over The Rainbow" and "Abide With Me" on a bucket? :search:
:hurry: :hurry: :hurry: :tant:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:11 pm

Well, can you play the piano?

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Re: Musical question

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:17 pm

I already said, I've never tried. :duh:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:18 pm

Well you'd better fin­d a bucket and a piano then, and see if you can.

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Re: Musical question

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:20 pm

Why must I buy a piano when I want to play the 2 tunes on a bucket? :hurry:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:22 pm

May I suggest you buy a piano and see if you can play it, and if you can, you can then stand on a bucket and play the tunes as previously instructed?

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Re: Musical question

Post by anepictree » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:40 pm

I don't think I've ever heard the tune 'On a Bucket'?

Was it sung by Nancy from Nantucket?

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Re: Musical question

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:55 am

anepictree wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:40 pm
I don't think I've ever heard the tune 'On a Bucket'?
Well if you stand on a bucket, perhaps you'll hear it. :yes:

At least you don't have to buy a piano, like I've gott*en to do. :thumbd: :thumbd: :mad:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:25 am

I believe Mrs Spam does a nice line in pianos (not pianoes or pianose), and they all come with a free bucket. :bounce:

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Re: Musical question

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:35 am

Piano's. :wag:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:44 pm

:sorry:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:03 pm

Just remember, it's the same as Photo's and Video's. :yes:
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Re: Musical question

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:04 pm

And whats wrong wiv dat innit?

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