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Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:55 pm

Irresponsible utilise of vacuum cleaners with too much 'suctive' power. :o :o :o

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:20 pm

Suctive power is of course very dangerous to budgies. :cripes:

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:42 pm

Too much suctive power is too dangerous for all sorts of things. :o :yes:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 05, 2019 9:11 pm

I wish we could suctive the stupids out of No. 10.

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:45 am

You can't beat a nice portion of suctive. :bounce:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:13 pm

And if you add a nice portion of blowive to it, you gett*en...well...nothing. :search:

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:51 pm

A nice portion of blowave? :hscratch:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:40 pm

No thank you, I prefer my hair straight.

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:12 pm

Like you're sausages? :wink:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:21 pm

And you're bats but do I complain? :tongue:

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by anepictree » Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:01 pm

I discover suctive seductive but those Indians didn't laugh at any of Boris' Jokes - they must be Cowboys :wink:

I wonder if Boris told them that Dyson built his company on prototypes manufactured from massive EU funding before
himself funding Brexit then packing his bags and taking his dosh, his company the jobs etc to Thailand :bash: :box: :tant:

Why Thailand I wonder - perhaps it is the capital of suctive self abuse :tant:

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:43 pm

Tailand because he wanted to gett*en out of the EU. :wink:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:44 pm

Some chance. I gather today that Mrs May says there's a possibility we will never leave. :hurry:

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:08 pm

She's said that before. :duh:

It's a ploy to scare the Brexiteers into voting for her "deal". Which of course they won't. :rofl:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 08, 2019 11:12 pm

What is the probable outcome? Over here the media is less than interested...

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:35 am

Nobody knows. :search:

The surrender deal will be voted down.
Then they'll vote to rule out 'no Deal'
Then they'll vote to extend Article 50.

But neither of the last 2 votes are binding, and, hopefully, we won't gett*en an extension anyway. :yes: :no:

If nothing changes, we leave in 3 weeks without a deal. :yabba: :yabba:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:33 pm

So the chances of leaving are slim then...

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by anepictree » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:08 pm

It must be the Suctive Powers of Europe keeping you in :excited:

P.S. What does Mr RunAway know about slim :cantlook: :hide:

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:18 pm

anepictree wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:08 pm
P.S. What does Mr RunAway know about slim :cantlook: :hide:
:o
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:bash: :bash: :bash:

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:18 am

Runaway wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:33 pm
So the chances of leaving are slim then...
Not really because it's the law. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:33 pm

1. Vote down this weeks's vote
2. Extend Brexit
3. Arrange a new referendum which will result in a "stay".

:tant: :tant: :tant:

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:36 pm

There won't be a second referendum. :no: :no: :no:

If their is, Leave will win by a huge majority. :yes: :yes: :excited: :excited: :excited:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:38 pm

Please explain the reasoning behind your apparent faulty reasoning.

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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:42 pm

What faulty reasoning? :hscratch:
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Re: Vacuum cleaner abuse

Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:45 pm

The huge majority portion.

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