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Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 09, 2019 11:24 pm

I've seen on the news that ASDA are planning to stop the sale of single knives due to knife crime.
I'm assuming they will still be selling packs of three.

Won't this just mean that thieves will steal three instead of one (or the richer ones will actually BUY a pack of three)? Either wa­y this will put 3 times as many knives on the streets.

Have I misunderstood something about their logic? :search:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:12 am

No, their logic is perfect. :yes:

It means that they will sell 3 times as many knives and manufacture 3 times the profit. :clap: :clap:

(They will appreciate that not all the knives will be utilised for murder, but they're not bothered about that) :wink:
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Re: Knives

Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:44 pm

So this is a scam set more elevated between ASDA and the VATman? :hscratch:

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Re: Knives

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:34 pm

More like between ASDA and Batman. :bounce:
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Re: Knives

Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:37 pm

You mean they're Robin the public? :o

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Re: Knives

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:41 pm

They're Robin the Hoodies. :wink:
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Re: Knives

Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:46 pm

Keep quiet, Friar Tuck, lest you be struck down by a spoonerism.

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