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The Wicked Crimes of the Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:55 am

Available from all good booksellers from Monday. :yes: :yes:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:32 am

In three large volumes?

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Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:49 am

Yes, but the volume can be turned down. :thumbu:
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Post by anepictree » Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:46 pm

This is a 'How To' Book and is expected to be a leader in the 'For Dummies' series,
I expect members fo this forum will devour it :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:19 pm

Probably not the vegetarians. :yuck:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:26 pm

Vegetarians can’t eat books because books contain tiny paper weevils.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:52 am

And Formaldehyde. :yes: :excited: :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:04 am

And remnants of dna from people's fingers.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:59 pm

:magnify:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:00 pm

This is valuable proof that books should never be eaten by vegetarians.
What wonder it is that such useful information is so readily imparted to our esteamed members. :yes: :bounce:

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Post by anepictree » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:44 pm

Austalians keep books in their bush dunnies and utilise the pages one by one in order to w*pe themselves after cr*pping.
I do not believe they know how to read them :cantlook:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:49 pm

They certainly CAN read. Each page is printed “Please utilise both sides“.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:18 am

And then recycle. :clap: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:47 am

Re-purpose. That is, wash it and utilise it once more.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:18 pm

:spam:
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Post by anepictree » Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:18 pm

Runaway wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:47 am
Re-purpose. That is, wash it and utilise it once more.
You can't beet that 'Izal' sheen, the irreplaceable dog tooth precast and
lovely purple ink of the company logo on each shiny slippery slide sh*t square :thumbu:

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Post by anepictree » Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:19 pm

Forgot to add 'all in a black bakelight dispenser

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Post by Runaway » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:05 am

What's all this gott*en to do with your wicked crimes?

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Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:04 am

Also, this is the Non-Smelly Forum, so these messages are not aloud. :wag: :stop:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:05 am

But the Prizemaster isn't smelly.
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Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:06 am

:?
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Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:08 pm

Anyway, where's he gone? (once more).

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Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:55 pm

:duh: :duh: :duh:
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