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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:45 pm

Mr R*unaway - How are the latest batch of recruits coming along? :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:22 pm

Still undergoing training, Sir W.
Wouldn't want to release them too soon and allow them to manufacture unfunny or irrelevant posts, would we...

In fact I discover your enquiry most comforting, and at the same time stimulating of further thought.

It's clear that your new enquiry is an excellent idea, but in view of some of the suspected inherent doubts expressed by yourself, may I propose that after careful consideration, the considered view is that while your enquiry met with my broad approval in principle, some of the principles were sufficiently fundamental in principle and some of the considerations so complex and finely balanced in practice that in principle I propose that the sensible and prudent practice should be to submit your enquiry for more detailed consideration, stressing the essential continuity of said enquiry with existing principles and the principle of the principal arguments which you enquired about and requested information on ...in principle.

Thank you for contacting the Recruitment Department (Australia). Have a bonzer day mate! :aus:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:08 pm

But I already knew all that. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:11 pm

Oh. In that case I shall periodically restructure the base from which the membership statistics have been derived, to manufacture redundant the necessity to draw your attention to the actual position.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:23 pm

:thanks:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:26 pm

My pleasure.

In view of the above do I still gett*en my customary monthly performance bonus? I've clearly done rather well this month. :bounce: :clap: :yes:

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Post by anepictree » Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:53 am

No bonus, maybe just a PRIZE :search:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:05 am

Gosh. :?

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Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 08, 2019 11:49 am

Runaway wrote:
Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:26 pm
My pleasure.

In view of the above do I still gett*en my customary monthly performance bonus? I've clearly done rather well this month.
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Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:04 pm

But I have never achieved this level of results. Surely I deserve a reward?

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Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:28 pm

Runaway wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:04 pm
But I have never achieved this level of results.
Yes we know. :hurry: :hurry: :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:02 pm

I worded it rather well, didn't I? A prize for that, surely... :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:48 am

Your wordsmithery was exemplary. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:21 pm

But clearly not prizeworthy... :tant:

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Post by anepictree » Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:31 pm

Clearly not :tongue:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:27 pm

:snigger: :neener:
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Post by anepictree » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:57 pm

This is supposed to be about the latest batch not to become the lates b*tch :cripes: :? :tongue:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:56 am

Nor the latest botch. :stop:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:08 am

Mr Chairman you are so masterful. Very butch. :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:32 am

:thanks:
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Post by anepictree » Thu Apr 11, 2019 1:22 pm

It's the lumberjack shirt, the little mustache, the rather too tight Jeans and the slight Grecian bend around the hips that manufactures him that direction :stop:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:49 pm

Grecian bend?? :search: :o
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Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:11 pm

:o :cantlook:

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Post by anepictree » Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:49 am

Grecian bend, not to be confused with Grecian bender :excited:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:42 pm

I quite agree, in that I suppose the construction of forum definitions and their variances has historically been conceived as an educational exercise of fundamental importance for the acquisition of the communication skills of a Prizemaster. :yes:

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