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Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:23 am

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I was studying photographs of ladies tits breasts yesterday :bounce: :bounce: and I noticed something that I thought was very significant, and I very firmly believe that nobody else has ever noticed this before. :no:

What I noticed was that the size of ladies's breasts is actually larger than the size of their brains. Not slightly larger, but in most cases significantly larger. :o

What do members think is the reason for this important discovery, and what are we to deduce from this information.

This is not intended to denigrate or compliment women in any direction, :no: It is just an innocent observation of the facts that I discovered :yes:

Surely this new discovery will prove to be very significant in some important biological and evolutionary direction. :yes: :clap: :clap:

PS: I noticed other important facts about breastal shape as well. :bounce: :bounce: But they will have to wait until the significance of this topic has been fully and firmly discussed. :yes:

Notice that men's brains are much larger than the size of their breasts. :wink:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by anepictree » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:48 pm

It's all to do with bras and hats - you see it would be too awkward to have to wear hats on breasts and bras on heads so the inversion in size between brains and breasts avoids this problem :excited:

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:52 pm

I think Mr Tree should be running the UK. :clap: :bounce:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:10 pm

Well anybody would do a better job than T.May. :duh:

As for the bras and hats story. :search: But at least his explanation was not silly. :bigthumbsup:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:28 am

Silly? :o I should hope not.
Silliness is very much frowned upon in this forum.

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:20 am

And rightly so. :clap:

But so is ignoring the question altogether. Especially when it is of such biological significance. :wag:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:44 pm

In that case I shall investigate further. But how does one measure the size of a brain? :hscratch:

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:28 pm

I have already done all tthe investigation necessary, to save you the trouble. :mad: :stop:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:22 pm

Not over here you haven't. I really need to do my portion.
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Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:18 pm

Do your portion? :o

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:22 pm

It’s YOUR fault. :tant:

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:30 pm

:magnify:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:03 pm

For doubting members (like Mr Ru*naway who has probbly never even seen a pair of breasts :snigger: ) here is the proofe of my intensive research. :hurry:

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:12 pm

Sorry, what were you saying? :search:

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:03 pm

Now do you understand the significance of my discoveries? :hurry:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:17 am

I'm more concerned as to why she is wearing red tinsel. :hscratch:

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by anepictree » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:58 pm

I think that the tinsel is holding them on :?

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:20 pm

Well it's not doing a very good job. :bounce:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:04 pm

Thank goodness.

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:24 am

:magnify: :magnify:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:17 pm

Is that the official view of the forum management? Seems a portion shallow and superficial to me. It is characteristic of all forum discussions and decisions that every easteamed member has a vivid recollection of them and that every easteamed member’s recollection of them differs violently from every other member’s recollection. Consequently, we have to accept the convention that the official decisions are those and only those which have been officially recorded in the forum minutes by the forum officials, from which it emerges with an elegant inevitability that any decision which has been officially reached will have been officially recorded in said minutes by said officials and any decision which is not recorded in the minutes has not been officially reached even if one or more members believe they can recollect it, so in this particular case, if the decision had been officially reached it would have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials, and it isn’t so it wasn’t.

This proves that the tinsel isn't holding more elevated her cleavage.

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:24 pm

Mr Runawa*y said "Cleavage". :o :o :o :o :o :wag:

I had no idea that he was aware of such a word. :wink:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:35 pm

:sorry:

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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 22, 2019 6:47 pm

I have come to the inevitable and obvious conclusion that the only reason that a wonen's breasts are larger than her brain is because of the relative importance of the two organs. :yes:

This is the only sensible explanation, and I verily believe this to be the correct one. :bigthumbsup: :bounce:

(See the above photo, which illustrates my explanation perfectly) :yes: :yes:
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Re: Shock discovery about ladies's breasts

Post by anepictree » Tue May 07, 2019 10:05 pm

It would appear that the brain of this specimen is smaller than the size of one of her breasts (so the other breast is a no brainer I suppose) :search:

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