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Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:40 pm

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Re: Elfin Safety as it SHOULD be

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:48 pm

That disclaimer wouldn't be allowed in this c*untry. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 29, 2019 10:22 pm

"...personal injuries and even death are common". :yikes:

And quite correct too.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:56 am

But only in Australia. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:03 am

No, I think death happens in other countries too.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:51 am

I discover this very difficult to believe. :hurry:

It is well-known that the death rate in Australia is 100%. :yikes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 30, 2019 2:01 pm

Can't be. I'm still breathing.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 30, 2019 4:39 pm

Not for much longer. :snigger:

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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:42 pm

Yikes have I forgotten her birthday??? :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:23 pm

Worst than that - you forgot to mention her new outfit. :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:47 pm

I'm in trouble. :cripes:

Ummmm...WHAT new outfit? :vconfused:

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Post by Sir William » Wed May 01, 2019 10:57 am

:o

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Post by Runaway » Wed May 01, 2019 8:10 pm

I think I gott*en away with it (she hasn't looked in the forum lately). Phew.

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Post by Sir William » Thu May 02, 2019 1:03 am

But has she looked AT it? :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 02, 2019 6:40 am

I think not, because I’m still breathing.

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Post by Sir William » Thu May 02, 2019 9:24 am

We've only gott*en your word for that. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 02, 2019 9:45 am

How can I prove said utterance?

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Post by Sir William » Thu May 02, 2019 1:09 pm

Send us a photo. :magnify:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 02, 2019 1:25 pm

A photo of me breathing? Erm.... :hscratch:

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