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Beach-body ready

Post by Sir William » Wed May 15, 2019 3:12 pm

I wonder if the Prizemaster has been toning more elevated his rippling muscles and supple bones to gett*en ready for his Summer sunbathing sessions. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by anepictree » Wed May 15, 2019 11:02 pm

That project, like the Universal one, well, it gott*en a portion delayed :cantlook:

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Runaway » Wed May 15, 2019 11:08 pm

I bet Mrs Tree isn’t happy about that. :no:

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Sir William » Thu May 16, 2019 1:41 am

Delayed? :o :o

How can this be so? :search:

Are you not ready to exhibit your rippling muscles on the beach just yet? :thumbd:
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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Runaway » Thu May 16, 2019 5:43 am

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Sir William » Thu May 16, 2019 9:38 am

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by anepictree » Thu May 16, 2019 11:03 pm

That bathing boy seems to have a quill and bottle of invisible ink plus a snack banana hidden in the secret compartment of his bathing suit. :oops:
Must have been in the Boy Scouts :cantlook: :silence:

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Sir William » Fri May 17, 2019 10:06 am

Invisible ink? :hscratch:

I can't see any invisible ink. :search:
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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Runaway » Sat May 18, 2019 10:40 pm

Works well, doesn't it... :yes:

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Sir William » Sat May 18, 2019 11:08 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Runaway » Sat May 18, 2019 11:18 pm

The invisible ink. You couldn't see it...

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Sir William » Sun May 19, 2019 10:05 am

I already told you that. :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 19, 2019 10:13 am

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Sir William » Sun May 19, 2019 10:31 pm

Why do you say that? :mad: :wag:

I thought that had bin dealt with long ago. :duh:
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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Runaway » Mon May 20, 2019 7:41 am

Not adequately. I’m sure the Prizemaster will agree.

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by anepictree » Fri May 24, 2019 6:04 pm

Mr W.C. needs to iron out his invisible ink problem :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Sir William » Sat May 25, 2019 12:42 am

:no:
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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Runaway » Sat May 25, 2019 8:26 pm

I didn't see anything. Did anyone else?

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by anepictree » Sat May 25, 2019 10:55 pm

Well you wouldn't would you - it proves that the Invisible Ink is actually w**king (Who'd like to buy a bottle 100 quid a thimble full) :excited:

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Runaway » Sat May 25, 2019 11:40 pm

I'll take one. Payment is on the direction by means of a cheque. Printed with invisible ink.

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by anepictree » Tue May 28, 2019 12:02 pm

Thanks that's fine (Dear Mr W.C. don't give away to Mr RunAway that he's a dumbo if he sends me lovely checks filled out with invisible ink - :yabba: )

Dear Mr RunAway, please send the total amount in as many checks written in invisible ink as you like, say 100 £1.00 checks, that should keep me going for a portion :wink:

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Runaway » Tue May 28, 2019 12:34 pm

The signatures will also be in invisible ink.

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by anepictree » Wed May 29, 2019 12:11 am

That's fine too

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by Runaway » Wed May 29, 2019 1:05 am

Why do I feel uneasy about this?

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Re: Beach-body ready

Post by anepictree » Wed May 29, 2019 11:37 pm

OOOh nooooo, nothing to worry about, send me the cheques and I can answer any questions you may have later :wink:

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