Happy Chairman Day

[Runaway]

As members will know, tomorrow is Happy Chairman Day, and it's traditional on that day for our Wonderful Chairman (W.C.) to shower all the members with gifts, wine, chocolate and kisses*.

Please help to manufacture the day memorable by posting in this topic - pictures of the lovely gifts would be perfect.

* kisses for the ladies only. I don't want to give the impression that this is a tolerant forum.

[Willy Nilly]

Thank you Mr. Chairman, you are most benevolent. But please can you save your kisses for me for Mr. Runaway instead. I feel that he somehow needs them more than his gifts, wine and chocolate which I will generously exchange him for

[Runaway]

No, please, that would be too generous of you Mr Nilly. Let's BOTH donate our kisses to Doc Cheery.

[Willy Nilly]

But this would mean that we would need to share his gifts, chocolate and wine. This means less for me

I tell you what. Let's go with my plan first, and then afterwards you do the same as me but with Dr. Cheery

Triple kisses for Dr. Cheery from the Chairman. He will he most pleased

[Sir William]

Thank you for your kindly remarks.

Your gifts have of all been distributed by the Prizemaster, and I trust you are all enjoying them at this very moment.

[Doctor Cheery]

I've not seen this' thread

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Sorry a'bout the rogue apostrophe.

[Runaway]

If you utilised the amazing Active Topics feature, you'd never miss another topic once more.

[Doctor Cheery]

Topic bars manufacture you fat!

[Runaway]

Is that the voice of experience?

[Willy Nilly]

If you are unhappy Dr Cheery, then I am quite willing to negotiate a fairer trade

In exchange for Mr. Runaway's set of gifts, chocolate and wine for which I shall take personal charge and ownership of, you may send one set of Chairman's kisses back to him. Deal? Deal!

[Runaway]

I cannot sanction this totally unfair adjustment to the day's festivities.

This is a day for joyful celebration, not for p*ssing unwanted kisses around. Whatever would the Chairman think?

[Sir William]

[Sir William]

The 'Active Topics' button is completely mis-named and nobody knows what it does.

It should be re-named: 'All Posts In Chronological Order'.

Tapatalk calls it 'Discussions' which is also not very good, but better than 'Active Topics'.

[Runaway]

WHAT "Active Topics" button?

[Sir William]