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Fracas at William Manor

Post by Runaway » Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:21 am

Last night po­lice were called to Sir William's stately home after a neighbour heard loud arguing and suspected damage to property, and was "concerned for the welfare of a female neighbour".

The reporting neighbour recorded some of the noise and heard phrases like "My plate isn't clean", "What's this slop you've cooked tonight", and "I should have married a REAL man". At one point a female voice shouted "Take this you bastard", followed by a man shouting "Put my frigging laptop down you cow", and there was then a sound of breaking glass as the device exited at high speed through a closed window.

As Pol­ice entered the property they tripped over large numbers of empty gin, whisky, and Ol­d Peculier bottles, and found both residents with black eyes and bruises, each holding a Chinese Takeaway menu in one hand and a phone in the other.

After seeing that there appeared to be no loss of life, pol­ice decided that this was normal behaviour at the Manor, and left to return to their pints at the local village pub.

A po­lice spokesman said later "Pol­ice were called tonight to an incident at a local residence, but there were no serious injuries and all appeared to be normal. It's only the third time this week, so the residents seem to be steadily resolving their differences".

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Re: Fracas at William Manor

Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:04 pm

Sounds like Boris's place to me. :cantlook:

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Re: Fracas at William Manor

Post by Runaway » Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:09 pm

Be that as it may, a man in your privileged position needs to explain what happened that night.
As the prospective leader of this count­ry, you have a duty to tell the people.
You won't gett*en many votes by staying quiet. :no:

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Re: Fracas at William Manor

Post by Sir William » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:12 pm

:hscratch: :hscratch: :hscratch:
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Re: Fracas at William Manor

Post by Runaway » Sun Jun 23, 2019 7:35 pm

:search:

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Re: Fracas at William Manor

Post by Sir William » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:08 am

Runaway wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:09 pm
You won't gett*en many votes by staying quiet. :no:
Whatif I shout "Nwazules" at the top of my voice? :bounce: :thumbu:
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Re: Fracas at William Manor

Post by Runaway » Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:49 pm

You'll probably be sectioned.

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Re: Fracas at William Manor

Post by Sir William » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:36 pm

:thanks:
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Re: Fracas at William Manor

Post by Runaway » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:19 pm

Long overdue. :snigger:

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