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Violin improvement system

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:36 pm

any people thought that I was a slight pillock, until I started to play recordings of violin music into violins.

They soon juxtaposed their minds after that. :yes: :bounce: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:01 pm

Yes I can see how that might happen. :cantlook: :snigger: :wink: :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:53 pm

:yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:56 pm

When did you realise* that "slight" had juxtaposed to "complete"?

*Not realize, which would be American and therefore rubbish.

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Post by anepictree » Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:27 pm

Next time try playing banjo music into violins (were these violins Maringues :cantlook: ) (Like Barnaby Newton's :wink: )

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Re: Violin improvement system

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:20 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:56 pm
When did you realise* that "slight" had juxtaposed to "complete"?
:hscratch: What do you mean?
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Re: Violin improvement system

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:23 pm

anepictree wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:27 pm
Next time try playing banjo music into violins
:brightidea: I never thought of that. I don't think that would be purposeful though. :notlistening:

What purpose could that possibly serve? :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:34 pm

Oh just humour him and try it. I fi­nd it's the best wa­y. :yes:

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Re: Violin improvement system

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:16 pm

No - He may be onto something. :wag:

That's the direction that ballroom dancing was invented. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:49 pm

By playing banjo music into violins?
Pray, Sir W, tell more, I am keen to learn... :cripes:

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Post by anepictree » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:45 pm

Decap manufactured things really more-than-cold :ho:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:23 pm

Well if DeCap fits, wear it. :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:28 pm

anepictree wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:45 pm
Decap manufactured things really more-than-less-than-hot :ho:
WTF?

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Post by anepictree » Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:46 pm

Don't swear it's not becoming :tongue:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:59 pm

What’s wrong with saying What The Flip? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 07, 2019 10:27 am

It doesn't manufacture some sense. :hurry:
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Post by anepictree » Sun Jul 07, 2019 10:58 pm

In the case of the violins improvement question you'd be better of saying
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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:05 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Violin improvement system

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:07 pm

He's French... :roll:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:44 pm

:terrified: :terrified: :yikes:
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Post by anepictree » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:47 pm

Better off * the of was off, at least an f f'd off :cantlook:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:59 pm

I was strongly tempted to move that to the Foreign Language section, but then realised that no one would have been able to appreciate its sheer linguistic brilliance if I did... :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:37 am

No they wouldn't. :no: :no:
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Re: Violin improvement system

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:49 pm

I wonder if he's better today. Bless...

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