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Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:53 pm

OMG What happened to my Extra Special Lucky Bananzer Bonus Jamboree Booby prize that I was promised? :hurry:

I received the Super Extra Special Lucky Bananzer Bonus Jamboree Booby prize (which I was not expecting) but I didn't receive the non-Super one. :mad: :mad:

If you do not have some of the Extra Special Lucky Bananzer Bonus Jamboree Booby prizes left, perhaps you could send me another 2 of the Super Extra Special Lucky Bananzer Bonus Jamboree Booby prizes, as partial compensation for my intense disappointment at your terribly poor service. :wag:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:50 pm

Oi Mr Chairman! gett*en in the queue!

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:53 pm

Queue? :hscratch:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:02 pm

You're not the only one to be disappointed by the Prizemaster.

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:16 pm

OMG. :o

Don't tell me you haven't received your Extra Special Lucky Bunanzer Bonus Jamboree Booby prize either. :o

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:06 pm

Well of course I've received it. But I'm still waiting for the Special Silver Plated Illustriously-Decorated Almost-Unique (only 50 manufactured) Stand. :hurry:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 13, 2019 11:04 am

That stand can only be utilised for one night. :wink: :wink:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 13, 2019 7:59 pm

Yes but I gett*en all 50. :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:01 pm

50 one-night stands? :o
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 14, 2019 2:38 am

Yep.

But don't tell v2.....

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:53 pm

She might not stand for it?

(DYSWIDT?) :bounce:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:59 pm

Why not? She has before. :excited:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:27 pm

:o
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:34 pm

Don't tell me that's outside your area of experience... :hscratch:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:22 am

I don't know what you mean. :oops:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by anepictree » Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:55 pm

Please press one for customer services
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:04 am

NOYN*. :no:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:00 pm

Very wise advice. It's unhealthy to put prizes on your nellie. :yes:

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:39 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:35 pm

We were talking of prizes, and you said "(Not On Your Nellie)"

I wish you'd keep more elevated...

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:53 pm

:announce:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:26 am

All 679 members are waiting...

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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:37 am

:tongue:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by anepictree » Fri Jul 19, 2019 2:26 pm

NOMN :thumbu: :excited:
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Re: Dear The Prizemaster

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:21 pm

:o :o
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