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Sir William
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Sausage wine

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:02 pm

My latest invention is to manufacture wine out of sausages. :yes: :yes: :clap:

To manufacture my sausage wine, I take the sausages and trample them underfoot until they are all flattened and all the juice is extracted. Then I throw the juice away and tip the sausages into a big barrel and roll it down the hill. :bounce:

Then I open the barrel and pour the sausage wine into bottles to sell to the gullible public. :excited: :excited:

It's the best thing. :yes: :yes: :yabba:

PS: I have not given all my secrets away. There are other secret things I do with the sausages while nobody is looking. :wink: :bounce:
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Re: Sausage wine

Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Fri Aug 02, 2019 3:24 pm

You do realise that the sausage juice which you threw away is the actual sausage wine, don’t you? :?

What you are selling the gullible public is just squashed squishy sausage meat with odour of chairman feet that you rolled down the hill in a barrel, and I daren’t imagine the secret things you committed against the sausages and the customers :yuck:
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Re: Sausage wine

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:11 pm

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 3:24 pm
You do realise that the sausage juice which you threw away is the actual sausage wine, don’t you? :?
:hscratch:
What you are selling the gullible public is just squashed squishy sausage meat with odour of chairman feet that you rolled down the hill in a barrel, and I daren’t imagine the secret things you committed against the sausages and the customers :yuck:
:search:

I invented the process myself. :bounce:
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Re: Sausage wine

Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:04 pm

Sir William wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:11 pm
I invented the process myself. :bounce:
That explains everything. :cantlook:

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Re: Sausage wine

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:43 am

:thanks:
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Re: Sausage wine

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:59 pm

So you admit you are a dumdum?

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Re: Sausage wine

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:08 pm

:hscratch:
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