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Post by anepictree » Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:50 pm

It seems that unfortunately and most probably by accident the Pussy Jokes Topic gott*en locked and someone lost the key.

Perhaps Mr RunAway would like to pick more elevated here .....

He was going to tell us a Pussy story but I think he had a stroke :wink:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:48 pm

That was Mr Run*away's doing. :hurry:

He has pussyphobia. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:49 pm

I was only following orders.
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:31 pm

Since when did you follow orders? :hurry: :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:38 pm

Good point. :thumbu:

Perhaps I can compensate by reminding members of this exceptional pi­ece of wor­k:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:01 pm

Exceptional. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:45 pm

Why didn’t the dog try to eat the rabbit?
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:23 pm

It's all part of the Grande Illusion. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Only Smarties have the answer. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:25 am

On his workbench I spy a wind-using machine underneath construction... :clap:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:25 am

And there's also a suspicious-looking blue box. :hscratch:

What on Earth can it all mean? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:44 am

The blue box looks about the correct size for a music roll...
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Post by Melvyn » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:45 pm

:o

I wonder if that is going to be a prize. :excited:
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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:04 pm

I love pussy Image
I want a pussy too :girly:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:49 pm

And what would you do with it if you had one? :hurry:
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Post by anepictree » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:27 pm

The blue box contains Fox's Glacier Mints

Can you imagine that that clip has been watched any 33500 times,
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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:39 am

Well it wasn't me. :yes: :tongue:
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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:13 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:49 pm
 And what would you do with it if you had one? :hurry:
When I gett*en a pussy, I shall stroke it and play with it everyday of course :girly:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:36 pm

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:13 pm
 When I gett*en a pussy, I shall stroke it and play with it everyday of course :girly:
Like you do with your c*ock? :silence:
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Post by anepictree » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:43 pm

His c*ock was too tall for the shelf so they cut it off :cantlook:
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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:36 am

Did you just misgender me? :hscratch:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:59 am

Yes, I think he did. :o :o :cantlook:
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Post by anepictree » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:43 pm

No misgendering I was talking in the past tense :cripes: :vconfused: :search:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:55 pm

Looks like Grandad died at ten past ten. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:58 pm

Ten past ten is the traditional time to show on clocks/watches for sale. It has symmetry and allows the maker's name to be displayed. Ten to two has similar attributes.
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