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by anepictree » Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:50 pm
It seems that unfortunately and most probably by accident the Pussy Jokes Topic gott*en locked and someone lost the key.
Perhaps Mr RunAway would like to pick more elevated here .....
He was going to tell us a Pussy story but I think he had a stroke

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by Sir William » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:48 pm
That was Mr Run*away's doing.
He has pussyphobia.

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by Runaway » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:49 pm
I was only following orders.
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Where have I heard that before...
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by Sir William » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:31 pm
Since when did you follow orders?

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by Runaway » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:38 pm
Good point.
Perhaps I can compensate by reminding members of this exceptional piece of work:
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by Runaway » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:45 pm
Why didn’t the dog try to eat the rabbit?
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by Runaway » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:25 am
On his workbench I spy a wind-using machine underneath construction...

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by Sir William » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:25 am
And there's also a suspicious-looking blue box.
What on Earth can it all mean?

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by Runaway » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:44 am
The blue box looks about the correct size for a music roll...
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by Melvyn » Wed Aug 14, 2019 1:45 pm
I wonder if that is going to be a prize.

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by Sir William » Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:49 pm
And what would you do with it if you had one?

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by anepictree » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:27 pm
The blue box contains Fox's Glacier Mints
Can you imagine that that clip has been watched any 33500 times,
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I wonder who the other two people that watched it could be
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by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:13 pm
Sir William wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:49 pm
And what would you do with it if you had one?

When I gett*en a pussy, I shall stroke it and play with it everyday of course
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by Sir William » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:36 pm
Penis Nilly [miss] wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:13 pm
When I gett*en a pussy, I shall stroke it and play with it everyday of course

Like you do with your c*ock?

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by anepictree » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:43 pm
His c*ock was too tall for the shelf so they cut it off

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by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:55 pm
Looks like Grandad died at ten past ten.

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by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 9:58 pm
Ten past ten is the traditional time to show on clocks/watches for sale. It has symmetry and allows the maker's name to be displayed. Ten to two has similar attributes.
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