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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:01 pm

That's what I was getting at. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:02 pm

Why didn't you say then? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:04 pm

Because everybody knows that. :yes:

But did you also know that it's even the same for digital clocks and phones.

See a phone in an advert and the time is always 10:08. :duh: :duh: :doh:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:06 pm

11:11 is often utilised. There's a secret hidden meaning behind 11:11. Do you know it?

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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:10 pm

Yes. :yes:

But I'm not going to tell you what it is. :neener:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:11 pm

We are agreed then. Invasion is imminent.

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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:13 pm

An mobile phones never display 11:11 in adverts. :no: :no: :no:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:15 pm

I don't watch adverts.

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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:17 pm

Dave Gorman:

https://www.thedrum.com/opinion/2017/01 ... -same-time

What went wrong? :hscratch:

Ahh the word censor actually juxtaposed the link. :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:20 pm

404 error from here...

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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:20 pm

That's YOUR fault and you know it! :wink: :bounce: :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:24 pm

:hide:

You'll have to read it very quickly anyway. :wink:

What a shame. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:37 am

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