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Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:48 pm

I see that the wonderful Mr Corbyn's party have manufactured two proposals...

1. To provide personal home care to all who need it, at a cost of 6,000 million pounds.

2. To reduce the wor.king week to just four days.

Admirable.

But how will they pay for it? By raising taxes of course. The minority who are in gainful employment will once more be bled dry. :hurry:

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Re: Labour

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:25 am

Move to Australia. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:43 am

Now why didn't I think of that? :awesome:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:45 pm

Because it's a sh*it place. :yes:

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:57 am

Runaway wrote:
Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:48 pm
pay for it? By raising taxes of course. The minority who are in gainful employment will once more be bled dry. :hurry:
Oh dear what a shame, never mind.

Right now the disabled scrounging peasants who cannot w**k are being bled to death because we are bankrupt.....No sorry we’re not ACTUALLY bankrupt, it is just to keep the poor rich nobs taxes low. You see the poor rich nobs cannot afford to pay for these nice things, but the poor can at least afford to pay more so the poor rich people can lay less, otherwise they wouldn’t be so rich and that would be very mean, and go against their basic human rights. Because you know...these poor people are not really decent people, especially those scrounging loafers who refuse to gett*en out of their wheelschairs and gett*en a job.

David Camoron recently said that his only regret (apart from Brexit) is that he did not hit the disabled welfare scroungers harder and quicker with austerity cuts knowing thousands have died for it. Quite correct of him to say that more of these loafers really should have died, and a lot sooner. What a thoroughly nice decent chap he is. After all, as his ancestor Ebenezer Scrooge once said “Bah humbug. So let them die and decrease the surplus population”. He was a nice chap too until he took leave off his senses going on about ghostly visitations, and despicably giving his money away to poor people, especially helping a scrounging disabled loafer who really should have been left to allow to die for being too idle to sweep chimneys.
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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:34 am

:hscratch:
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Re: Labour

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:26 am

It's good to see that Miss Nilly hasn't lost her deep cynicism of "those who have". :thumbu:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:02 pm

She did looose it, but found it down the back of the sofa, whilst looking for her knickers. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:17 pm

So that's not all she lost then. :o

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:17 am

I have come to the conclusion that all Tory MP’s are inbred’s related to Ebenezer Scrooge after BoJo let slip that death threats are “humbug” :?
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Re: Labour

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:09 am

Wanted: Packet of humbugs.

Must be mint. :wink:
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Re: Labour

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:47 pm

I don't think the Chairman is taking this matter seriously. :wag:

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:42 pm

I agree. He actually meant that he wants a bumhug, even if it costs him a mint :ho:
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Re: Labour

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 26, 2019 10:03 pm

I don’t think Miss Nilly is taking this matter seriously either. :wag:
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Re: Labour

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:09 pm

:excited: :excited: :excited:
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Re: Labour

Post by anepictree » Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:43 pm

The Prize master is looking for a mint :girlyeyebrows: :girly:
I'm sure I've a packet of extra strong somewhere :girlycuddle:

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