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Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:37 pm

IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS LOGGING IN, CLICK ON "DELETE ALL BORED biscuits" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.
THEN FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS SENT TO YOU. :thumbu:

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Post by anepictree » Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:46 pm

FFS - If you are wondering why it has been quiet around here, and from the PRIZE department put it down to the ***** head that introduced an impossible to deal with BISCUIT situation.

But I am at present in the belief that possibly I have at last managed to deal with this. Still whoever f****d more elevated our Forum in this manner deserves to have a red more-than-cold poker poked more elevated his you know *hat :tant:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:37 pm

This forum operates in the same manner as some other phpbb forum. The admin has no control over that.

It’s simple. Delete all bored biscuits at bottom of page. Then you can sign in once more and accept biscuits. Why is that so difficult? :hscratch: :sexy:

Have a nice day. Xx :girlwave: :girlycuddle:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:21 am

Runaway wrote:
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It’s simple. Delete all bored biscuits at bottom of page. Then you can sign in once more and accept biscuits. Why is that so difficult? :hscratch: :sexy:
Because he can't remember his password. :snigger:
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Post by anepictree » Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:07 pm

NOT SO FAST :cantlook:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:00 pm

You're not an EU negotiator, are you? :mad:

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:03 pm

biscuits have no need to feel so self conscious. I accept all biscuits :ho:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:38 pm

Yes I know what I am, but does the Prizemaster?

I wonder what HE identifies as? It's a very important matter. I think we should be told. :magnify:

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:20 pm

I now feel I have hypocritically misquoted myself, I have no transphobic views against food. Whether a cake wishes to be called a biscuit or vice versa is entirely fine :cantlook:
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Post by anepictree » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:23 pm

I Identify as a Scottish Shortbread Fancy :girly:

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:18 am

Well I suppose it’s slightly preferable to identifying as a French Shortarsed Froggy :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:05 pm

If the Prizemaster keeps forgetting his password, why doesn't he post it on here? :?

Guests can read all the posts without logging in, so he would be able to read it quite easily (without logging in). :yes:

He could even disguise it by saying 'This is not my password', although he would have to remember that it was. :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:11 pm

I could write it on a portion of paper and put it underneath the doormat in the forum shed picture above.

No one would know to look there, so it would be safe.

But you have a point - he has to remember where it's hidden, so a second portion of paper would be needed, describing the location of the first portion, and pinned to the roof.

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Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:40 pm

But that would mean 2 portions of paper. :o

Wherever are we going to gett*en 2 portions of paper from? :search:

Would it be better to write both messages on the same paper portion? :thumbu:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:22 pm

You'd then have to tear it in half to place each half in separate places.

Or I suppose we could utilise scissors. Anyone gott*en some scissors?

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:36 pm

I’m not allowed scissors :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:38 pm

:o :cripes:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:54 am

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote:
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I’m not allowed scissors :mad:
That's only for lesbians anyway. :silence:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:49 pm

We're only leaving those notes for lesbians? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:16 pm

:o Sorry, I didn't realise. :cripes:
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Post by anepictree » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:52 pm

I seem to need a different password deeding on what computer I am using at some particular time :cantlook:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:03 pm

Log out.
utilise the link at the bottom of the site to delete all biscuits.
Log back in. You’ll need to accept the biscuit terms that will appear at the top of the page.
Do that on all your devices.

You only need two passwords if you have two logins, so why do you have two? You can’t have two different passwords for the same account. Then once more, anyone in France 🇫🇷 deserves everything they gett*en. :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:58 am

All my computers utilise the same password for everything. :bigthumbsup:

It's BELV*EDERE. :yes: :clap:

And my bank password is PUNNET. :bounce:

Nobody has ever guessed these passwords, so this proudly demonstrates how secure they must be. :yes:

What passwords do other people recommend? :search:
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Post by anepictree » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:58 am

My password is now Biscuit on all my accounts, it seems to have solved all my problems :cantlook:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:33 am

I told you it would. :thumbu:

Oh ye of little faith.... :roll:

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