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Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:18 am

Wanted: Gobling Tease Maid.

A situation has arisen at Belve*dere Manor for a Gobling Tease Maid to serve Sir William's eariy morning requirements.

Must be able to w**k on demand at any time of the day or night. :yes:

To comply with the Sex Discrimination Act, applicants can be male or female, but must have large breasts with ample cleavage. :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Oct 04, 2019 5:43 pm

Sir William wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:18 am
To comply with the Sex Discrimination Act, applicants can be male or female, but must have large breasts with ample cleavage. :bounce: :bounce:
Well this leaves me somewhat in an awkward disposition :search:

P.S. Still aspiring on the rest :sexy: :girly:

P.P.S. Do they really have to be as large and ample as your manboobs? :hscratch:
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Re: Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:06 pm

Go for it, Miss Nilly. :girlyeyebrows:

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Re: Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:28 am

Especially for Miss Nilly:
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Re: Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 05, 2019 12:01 pm

Are you implying that Miss Nilly (Miss) is a green bin? :o
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Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:03 am

I neither imply. nor impute, such an accusation. Your suggestion that i do such a thing flies in the face of the albatross of the winged mammal, and purports itself to be the indigenous manifestation of all that is wrong with the Western world as we speak. :wag:

I am sure that The Beloved Prizemonster (TBP) will agree with me.

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Re: Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:20 am

I’m colour blind so if the bin is telling us it’s green, then it’s green. Do you ever argue over the same issue with a greenhouse? :wag:
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Re: Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:04 am

I’ve never argued with a greenhouse.

A redhouse is another matter though. :yes:

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Re: Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:05 pm

Unfortunately, I have had to gett*en rid of my Tease Maid as she it took ages to warm up and wasn't hot enough. :thumbd:
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Re: Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 27, 2020 7:33 pm

Not h­ot enough? Did you plug it in?

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Re: Goblin Teasmaid

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:57 am

:o

She wouldn't let me do that. :wag:
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