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Coincidence my arse - 2

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:26 pm

Have you noticed that all the boob job surgeons are men?

Coincidence? I don't think so. :hurry:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:06 pm

My dentist confirmed to me that women's mouths open wider than men's, but men have longer tongues. :yes:

Coincidence? I don't think so. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:44 pm

:wag: :stop:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:46 pm

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:19 pm

I have heard that men have bigger penises than women. Yet women have bigger boobs than men. Coincidence? I don’t think so! :yell:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:24 pm

You learn something new every day. :clap: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:56 pm

And as you gett*en older, you forget two things every day.
Life's a bitch...

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Re: Coincidence my arse - 2

Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:00 pm

Which of the two did you forget today Mr RunAway :hscratch: Penisses or Boobs :search:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:02 pm

So­me things are unforgettable. :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:19 pm

anepictree wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:00 pm
Which of the two did you forget today Mr RunAway :hscratch: Penisses or Boobs :search:
I think he was manufactured to forget about those years ago. :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:34 pm

Then I remembered. :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:07 am

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Post by anepictree » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:38 pm

Now he has to inflate them with a foot pump :wink:

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Re: Coincidence my arse - 2

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:35 pm

:no:

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