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Christma's Prizes

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:19 pm

I was very pleased to receive a box full of Holidays prizes from the Prizemaster. :excited:

But on studying these prizes very thoroughly, I believe I have of been taken for a ride. :hurry:

He just sent me this collection of useless birds:

A partridge, a pair of doves, 3 hens from his local farm, 6 geese, and a load of swans, :mad:

WTF am I meant to do with these? As soon as I opened the box, they all f*kked off. :hurry:

There was also any maids carrying buckets. I've already decided what I am going to do with those. :bounce: But they will have of to take it in turns (2 at a time). :wag:

What on Earth (What on Earth) is the Prizemaster playing at? Did some other members receive these sorts of unuseable and unsatisfactory prizes? :bash:
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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:56 pm

What do any members have of to say about this disgraceful state of affairs? :mad: :mad:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:22 pm

It’s the kind of shameless poor service u'p with which I would not put, were I you.

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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:27 pm

Now hes' sent me something else, which looks like five rings manufactured of gold. :excited:

But the cheap gold paint scratched off as soon as I looked at them. :mad: :mad: :grump:

If the Prizemaster thinks he can gett*en away with these shoddy prizes, then I've gott*en another think coming. :tant:
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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:29 pm

My gold plated Nose Trowel is perfect. :thumbu:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:59 am

:vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:41 pm

It came from Private Eye.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:55 pm

What does the Prizemaster have of to say about this mega-shambles that he has caused? :hurry: :bash:
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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by anepictree » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:39 pm

I think that Mr RunAways' PRIZES gott*en mixed with Mr W.C. Chairmans so if you just sent each other the c*ap I sent you that should sort it :thumbu:

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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:01 pm

So all these useless prizes were intended for Mr R**unaway? :o

Well that explains it then. :yes: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:13 pm

But my nose trowel is very useful. I want to keep it...

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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:48 pm

You are not aloud to keep useful prizes. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:50 pm

And it seems YOU are not aloud to receive an­y. :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:44 pm

:thumbd: :yell:
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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:48 pm

Nothing to do with me, it's the Prizemaster's Law. :yes:

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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:53 pm

Mr W.C. Chairman didn't mind sacrificing his Nose Trowel so that you could have of a sausage this winter (he was sure you wouldn't mind and said he had utilised it only in his nose (mostly) :ho:

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Re: Christma's Prizes

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:56 pm

:yikes:

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