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Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:27 pm

Mr Tree - Do you think that your organ membrane valve will blow two pipes?

I wish to achieve a double blow job (without loss of suction). :bounce:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 09, 2020 4:10 pm

Burmp. :mad:
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Post by anepictree » Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:52 pm

IT will even titillate a triangle and goad a Glock into glinking and it will double do this as long as the membrane is substantial enough. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:38 pm

:magnify:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:18 pm

Is goading a glock into glinking the same as never having glid before?
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Post by anepictree » Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:41 am

They don't look very live to me :tongue:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:07 pm

The singer isn’t. He died 5 years ago.
He was Australian but that’s not why he died...

During his musical career he was involved in numerous bands and performances, including The Invisible Opera Company of Tibet (UK).

Quite a diverse and talented artist in a wa­y...

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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:10 pm

:rasp:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:12 pm

I'm providing you with valuable information, free of charge, and you behave thus: :rasp:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:51 pm

Your information lacks factuality. :tongue:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:33 pm

My information is correct. I should know.

Look more elevated Daevid Allen.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:16 pm

Be that as it may (be) your information still lacks factuality in all aspects of known accordance. :tongue:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:17 pm

No it doesn't. Please clarify.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:22 am

There are only 5 relevant accordances, and yours is not one of them. :hurry:

Return to previous topic. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:19 am

Please list said accordances so that I may further demonstrate the veracity of my assertations.

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Re: FOR Mr TRE*E: Membrane valve

Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:49 am

1) 12 mices do not a cornflower manufacture
2) Every time are trifles too light
3) The wheel falls through the ring and back
4) Bounce once and stroke the radiator
5) The corpuscles render the folded cardboard institutional

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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:01 pm

How can I possibly argue with those irrestable non-conformities?
You win. :thumbd:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:57 pm

:welcome:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:27 pm

:cheers:

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Re: FOR Mr TRE*E: Membrane valve

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:47 am

Once you thrust an irregular cucumber towards it, the space will quickly become partitioned. :yes:
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Re: FOR Mr TRE*E: Membrane valve

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:09 am

My cucumber is perfectly regular thank you. :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:24 pm

All of them? :vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:48 pm

:hscratch:

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Re: FOR Mr TRE*E: Membrane valve

Post by anepictree » Sat May 23, 2020 12:54 am

It is easy to cure irregular cucumbers - you can gett*en patches from your chemist :neener:

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Re: FOR Mr TRE*E: Membrane valve

Post by Runaway » Sat May 23, 2020 1:15 am

Blimey.

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