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It's Valentine's day

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It's Valentine's day

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:40 pm

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It's Valentine's day today members. So here is a useful tip.

Hold the penile tip against the vulval slit but do not insert it. :stop: That way, the policeman can't touch you. :clap:

When the policeman has gone, slide it in very slowly and gently to savour the moment of insertion. :bounce:
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Re: It's Valentine's day

Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:45 pm

Why would a policeman arrest you? :hscratch:

This needs immediate investigation :?
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Re: It's Valentine's day

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:56 pm

This doesn't sound healthy.
The Chairman needs to explain. :cripes:

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Re: It's Valentine's day

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:55 pm

You could always try it, to see if it's healthy or not. :wink: :bigthumbsup:
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Re: It's Valentine's day

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:57 pm

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:45 pm
Why would a policeman arrest you? :hscratch:
Penile insertion into any of the female orifices is a dodgy practice legally. :magnify:
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Re: It's Valentine's day

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:22 pm

From my experience it's never been objected to.
And a policeman has never interrupted proceedings.
So what's the issue?

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Re: It's Valentine's day

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:05 pm

Runaway wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:22 pm
From my experience it's never been objected to.
And a policeman has never interrupted proceedings.
So what's the issue?
But if it was objected to (even retrospectively) you'd be in big trouble with the policeman. :stop: And you would have to give him a list of all your perversions. :o

And you know how long that would take. :cantlook:
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Re: It's Valentine's day

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:13 pm

Precisely zero seconds. I have no perversions. Just normal deviant behaviours as taught to me by Mr Tree's online video course.

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Re: It's Valentine's day

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:11 pm

:duh:

No wonder you don't gett*en some sex. :cantlook:
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