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I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun May 10, 2020 1:26 am

I had you all fooled :girly: :tongue:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Runaway » Sun May 10, 2020 1:37 am

I knew it!!!

You’re a hamster! :clap: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :clap: :clap: :yes:

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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun May 10, 2020 1:41 am

I don’t identify as a hamster either. I risk being eaten by celebrities, especially dead ones.

I’m just a “master” (not mistress) of disguise :sexy: :tophat: :teddysmile:

And through all this time you’ve actually been talking to my toilet :snigger:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Runaway » Sun May 10, 2020 8:40 am

Intriguing. :girly:

Is your toilet called Hughie?

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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Sir William » Sun May 10, 2020 12:04 pm

Well, you certainly had me completely fooled. :oops: :oops:

And I thought that picture was your photograph. :yell:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun May 10, 2020 1:10 pm

It is my photograph. My toilet is agender (which is just as well really) :search:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Sir William » Sun May 10, 2020 2:24 pm

Is it a hidden agenda? :wink:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun May 10, 2020 6:11 pm

No, toilets are notorious pansexuals :search:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Runaway » Sun May 10, 2020 8:37 pm

Thank you for lifting the lid on that.

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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Sir William » Mon May 11, 2020 2:10 am

Yes it was very convenient. :thumbu:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Runaway » Mon May 11, 2020 9:10 am

Miss Nilly is on a roll! :excited:

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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon May 11, 2020 3:04 pm

No, I’m just round the bend :ho:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Runaway » Mon May 11, 2020 9:51 pm

I have psychotherapy training.
Come in.
Take a seat...
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue May 12, 2020 12:56 am

P.S. I’m no longer a Miss.

No, I’m not Mrs (Mistress) either. I’m not even married.

I am a Mr (Mister).

P.P.S. You may revert my name back (without a honorific) to Willy Nilly.
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P.P.P.S. Why isn’t a married Mr called a Mrer (Misterer)? :hscratch:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Runaway » Tue May 12, 2020 1:07 am

Be careful what you wish for.
It may happen... :wink:

But you still seem to be the Smileymistress... :hscratch:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue May 12, 2020 1:42 am

I bloody knew it :cantlook:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Sir William » Tue May 12, 2020 11:37 am

Penis Nilly wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 12:56 am
P.P.P.S. Why isn’t a married Mr called a Mrer (Misterer)? :hscratch:
It's a mystery. :search:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue May 12, 2020 2:19 pm

Oh rightio. I never realised that Mystery was a homonym :search:

Well, you certainly are :wink:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Sir William » Tue May 12, 2020 3:35 pm

:thanks:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Runaway » Tue May 12, 2020 9:04 pm

Now that we've gott*en our Smileymaster back, perhaps we might gett*en so­me new smileys?

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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Sir William » Wed May 13, 2020 11:55 am

:cantlook:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Runaway » Wed May 13, 2020 12:35 pm

Give him / her / whatever / a chance. :bigthumbsup:

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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed May 13, 2020 1:44 pm

Yes give me a chance to prove just how competent I still am as much as the smileymistress always was :yes:
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Runaway » Wed May 13, 2020 9:10 pm

You're as competent as the Smileymistress was?
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Re: I’m not a girl really

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed May 13, 2020 10:08 pm

:yes:
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