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How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:08 pm

Tell him your plans...

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:16 pm

No plans. I just tell him a funny joke :ho:

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Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:17 pm

I bet he doesn't.

He doesn't have time to spend on insignificant mundane happenings.

In fact...prove to me that he exists.

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:18 pm

Prove to me he doesn’t :search:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:22 pm

Have you seen him?

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:23 pm

Not lately no :search:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:24 pm

Science manufactures God unnecessary.
Hawking.

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:40 pm

But in your own limited knowledge within the capacity of a human brain (snigger), you are perceiving god as a human person with a white beard dressed in robes, likely as depicted in many artistic classic murals such as that of Michelangelo. Not only that you are assuming god’s gender.

If god exists then god is clearly within the natural science of the universe and possibly beyond. God could well be everything in the universe, and we are all connected. We do not even understand how the human brain works, the prizemonster’s brain we certainly never will. What people do not see nor understand they tend to fear and call it fiction. They are no different to the flat earthers of many centuries ago. The ones we still have today are just silly people, probably republicans.

Mankind have only just skimmed the surface of discovery. There are many more things we do not see nor understand yet waiting to be discovered, this does not mean it does not exist. If we cannot comprehend even the very essence of ourselves trapped within our physical limits yet then we will not progress much further than that :read:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:46 pm

Stephen Hawking, in his final book, argues there's no possibility of God existing because time didn't exist before the Big Bang.

That said, my concept of a god is that of a spiritual being, who allows energy to be utilised by the planet's inhabitants in whatever direction they wish - for good or for evil. Said God has no interest in how the energy is utilised, he/she simply enables it.

Why else would a supposedly benevolent God permit the kind of suffering we see daily on this earth? If he/she allows it, it suggests a sadistic being who cares not for his/her/its flock.

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:54 pm

God is benevolent, the devil is malevolent. Humans tend to be both. Pick a side and see which side weighs heavier in the end upon the free-will scales of purgatory :wag:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:56 pm

I’ve just scared myself.
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:59 pm

And me. Yikes. :hide:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jun 12, 2020 2:37 pm

Did somebody call? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:12 pm

We were discussing the Devil.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 13, 2020 1:34 pm

He manufactures w**k for idle hands. :yes:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:50 am

Then just by this idle topic alone, we're already doomed :yikes:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Jun 15, 2020 1:28 pm

:terrified: :terrified: :terrified:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:16 pm

Oh no. :yikes:

What does this mean? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:42 pm

It means the Prizemonster has escaped once more. :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jun 15, 2020 10:24 pm

He is clearly a very clever escapologist.

What can be done?

I suggest we remind the Smileymaster of his secondary duty (SMSD) which is to ensure that once the Prizemonster is encapsulated, the SM is responsible for ensuring that he doesn't escape. :hurry:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jun 16, 2020 12:59 am

Unfortunately, The Smileymaster has also escaped. :thumbd: :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jun 16, 2020 10:10 am

I wonder if they conspired to do this? :o

Or perhaps they've both been taken by the same aliens that took away the Priz­emaster all those years ago? :yikes:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jun 16, 2020 2:19 pm

Aliens? :yikes:

What are we going to do? :terrified:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:21 pm

I have not been captured by aliens, and I do not see how my smileymaster skills gives me the necessary skills to encapsulate prizemonsters or aliens. I can only encapsulate smileys hence is one of the main duties of being a smileymaster, not that I have ever really truly been given the necessary full power to capture smileys. I trust that you can see my little predicament.
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Re: How do you ma­ke God laugh?

Post by Sir William » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:59 pm

What are Smileys? :hscratch: :hscratch: :search: :?

Are they those bronzed walnut things that can't be seen underneath pebbles? :vconfused:
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