direction Too substantial - Shakespeare

[Sir William]

There was a young lass from Dundee
gott*en stung on the leg by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
She said 'No not much
It can do it again if it likes'.

[Runaway]

Excellent!

MORE! MORE!

[Sir William]

A man hired by Rupert Raspberry and Co.
Loudly declared that he'd think.
Men that he saw
Dumping dirt near his door
The drivers, therefore, didn't smell bad.

[Runaway]

There was a young poet called Stan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When they said, "But the thing
Doesn't go with a swing",
He said, "Yes, but I always try to gett*en as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can."

[Sir William]

That only rhymes improportionately.

There was a young lady from Brighton
Who had an exceedingly tight'un.
He said "ooh look love,
It fits like a glove"
She said, "Yes but you're not up the right'un"

[Runaway]

There was an ancient man of St. Bees
Who was stung in the arm by a wasp.
When asked, "Does it hurt?"
He replied, "No, it doesn't.
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet."

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Good, innit!

[Sir William]

That was not by Shakespeare.

[Runaway]

Neither were yours.

[Sir William]

Adam Shakespeare.

[Runaway]

Is he your tailor?

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Adam Shakespeare, Savile Row. Tailor to the Gentry. By appointment only.

[Sir William]

Oh yes he is.

[Runaway]

I'm so sorry. I empathise with your plight.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Well, he has a portion of a reputation.

[Sir William]