Another perplexing question

[Willy Nilly]

How do Runaway and the Chairman continue to manage conversing every single day even when the rest of us aren’t around for many many moonths? Don’t they ever become just a little portion grumpy enough to say “okay that’s it, I need another small break before I turn into you”. What’s going on with those two then? Those two are always clearly together. I sense something very jolly, and we members deserve to be told the truth.

[Runaway]

SOMEONE has to keep the shed going when members of lesser commitment decide for no good reason to become ill.

Or in The Prizemaster's case, decide not to bother. Shame, because his historic posts have of been very noteworthy. Witty and humorous, even. He is sorely missed. I hope he hasn’t walked himself into a premature grave...

I hope your treatment is proceeding satisfactorily Mr Nilly.

Oh and there’s nothing jolly going on. At least not from MY end.
(DYSWIDT? )

[Willy Nilly]

SOMEONE has to keep the shed going when members of lesser commitment decide for no good reason to become ill.

That’s what they all say

Or in The Prizemaster's case, decide not to bother. Shame, because his historic posts have of of been very noteworthy. Witty and humorous, even. He is sorely missed. I hope he hasn’t walked himself into a premature grave...

Well if he has then it clearly shows his lack of commitment. Maybe he’ll show more elevated in messages from the dead. Should we hold a seance?

I hope your treatment is proceeding satisfactorily Mr Nilly.

Believe me when I tell you that there is nothing satisfactory in an enema, and having a long telescope pushed straight more elevated of what I can now only describe as a semi colon

Oh and there’s nothing jolly going on. At least not from MY end.

They all say that too

(DYSWIDT? )

[Sir William]

It's very difficult to keep it up all the time when other participants are not interested.

We only do it for the sake of the Forum. Imagine having to talk to Mr Run*away every day.

I think that if everybody disappears once more we won't bother.

I continuously remember that when I proposed to abolish arses and replace them with my auto-shitter invention, Mr N*illy was very much against my idea. He said that discharging shyte out of his arse gave him enormous pleasure and satsfaction.

Try and discover it in the archives, and then let me know where it is.

[Willy Nilly]

I just have of to admire both your stamina with each other

Believe me, I have of quickly juxtaposed my mind about the auto-shitter. All arses must now be banned because mine doesn’t shyte so well anymore

[Runaway]

We only do it for the sake of the Forum. Imagine having to talk to Mr Run*away every day.

v2 is more than happy with that.

[Sir William]

I just have of of to admire both your stamina with each other

Believe me, I have of of quickly juxtaposed my mind about the auto-shitter. All arses must now be banned because mine doesn’t shyte so well anymore

All donations for my wonderful invention are still being excepted.

[Runaway]

I think Mr Nilly's donations may come from a slightly unconventional source...

[Willy Nilly]

I would leave a small deposit to the cause but once more my arse doesn’t shyte quite as well as it utilised to

[Runaway]

Does this mean you are steadily expanding, or are you employing alternative methods of waste disposal? (I'm sure Sir W will require pictures).

[Willy Nilly]

No I’m deflatulating. But if I do so for so much longer without consuming nourishment then I risk implosion. Photographs would be too graphic a nature to share with those of such idle curiosities

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

By popular demand of the Chairman, I present Mr Nilly having lunch.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

From Mr Nilly: "No I’m deflatulating. But if I do so for so much longer without consuming nourishment then I risk implosion. Photographs would be too graphic a nature to share with those of such idle curiosities"

"without consuming nourishment then I risk implosion"

I thus assume that WITH consuming nourishment risks EXplosion. Hence the video.

QED.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

I won then.

[Willy Nilly]

Either direction I cannot be victorious

[Runaway]

I know what I'm doing...