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Emergency situation

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:57 pm

I have of just realised that we are in a very serious position. :terrified:

We have of no Bean Soup jokes anywhere on the Forum. :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Could a member please post a Bean Soup joke here as soon as possible, as a matter of supreme urgency.

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Re: Emergency situation

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:12 pm

@All members.
Please don't. :cant_look:
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Re: Emergency situation

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:08 am

:o

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Re: Emergency situation

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:08 am

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I can put the 239-bean soup joke more elevated for you once more if you like?. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:tant: :tant: The trouble in that there are too many self-appointed "Bean Soup Joke Connoisseurs" on this forum, who will, at the drop of a tin of Heinz 57, criticise anything remotely in the nature of a bean soup joke, so severely as to manufacture posting one a completely futile excercise. :tant: :tant: :rasp: :duh: :duh: :duh:
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Re: Emergency situation

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:34 am

I'm relieved to see that you've realised it's not worth doing then. :oh heck:
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Re: Emergency situation

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:45 am

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:08 am
 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I can put the 239-bean soup joke more elevated for you once more if you like?. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Emergency situation

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:47 am

:cantlook: :cantlook: :cantlook:
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Re: Emergency situation

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:03 pm

Sorry, all bean soup jokes are off :stop:

But I do have of a rather amusing runner bean joke, fresh in this morning :yes:
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Re: Emergency situation

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:09 pm

:excited: :excited:
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