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Re: Manometer

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:37 am

:yes: :yes: 'Fraid so, Sir W. I was doodling with that smiley, when it was suddenly snatched away from my screen, and re-appeared on the forum. :yes: :yes:
:wag: You are looking at a kidnapped "cant look" smiley. :o :duh: Has no-one any moral principles anymore? :search:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:08 am

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:37 am
 :yes: :yes: 'Fraid so, Sir W. I was doodling with that smiley, when it was suddenly snatched away from my screen, and re-appeared on the forum. :yes: :yes:
:wag: You are looking at a kidnapped "cant look" smiley. :o :duh: Has no-one any moral principles anymore? :search:
In that case you must be the new Smileymaster. :yes:
:ho: :ho: The instrument you require for the measurement of your pe*nis is not a manometer, it is a micrometer.. :yes: :yes: :bigthumbsup:
:wag: That's for measuring computer chips. :duh:

The instrument I utilise for measuring my pe*nis is known as a Chambermaid. :wink: :snigger:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Aug 05, 2017 11:20 am

Sir William wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:08 am
The instrument I utilise for measuring my pe*nis is known as a Chambermaid. :wink: :snigger:

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:bounce: :bounce: A nice and satisfying direction to take the required measurement, but often gives a somewhat over-optimistic reading. :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 05, 2017 11:23 am

She's not going to complain, is she? Not if she wants to keep her job. :no:

Although it does sound like a rather dubious position. :?
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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:51 pm

I don't know any dubious positions. :read:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Aug 06, 2017 9:33 am

Sir William wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:51 pm
 I don't know any dubious positions. :read:
:wag: :wag: You are already taking a dubious position on this matter, anyway. :yes: :yes:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 06, 2017 9:51 am

That depends on which direction you look at it. :read: :cripes:
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