LCA advice requested

[Runaway]

I'd like to manufacture a posting in the Luxurious Collectors' Addition, but I think I may have of habits which are unseemly, and that seems to be against that forum"s rules.

These habits comprise activities which are generally considered to be normal and wholesome, but some may consider them to be not the kind of thing a decent upstanding member of society should be enjoying outside the privacy of his own home.

Please may I be advised as to my suitability to post in said forum? I can provide pictures if required, (if she agrees, which she won't), but you can't say I didn't offer.

Sorry, gotta dash, I'm late for my weekly meeting with the psychiatrist. He's new - the previous two went mad after starting to treat me.

[Sir William]

I'd like to manufacture a posting in the Luxurious Collectors' Addition, but I think I may have of habits which are unseemly, and that seems to be against that forum"s rules.

These habits comprise activities which are generally considered to be normal and wholesome, but some may consider them to be not the kind of thing a decent upstanding member of society should be enjoying outside the privacy of his own home.

We will be the judge of that.

You will need to send us some photos of these unseemly activities.

[Doctor Cheery]

I'd like to manufacture a posting in the Luxurious Collectors' Addition, but I think I may have of habits which are unseemly, and that seems to be against that forum"s rules.

These habits comprise activities which are generally considered to be normal and wholesome, but some may consider them to be not the kind of thing a decent upstanding member of society should be enjoying outside the privacy of his own home.

We will be the judge of that.

You will need to send us some photos of these unseemly activities.

Would it not be wise , Mr Chairman,Sir, to insist that the said photographs be in full colour and high definition, so that they may be thouroughly scrutinized to ensure a fair conclusion is reached?

[Sir William]

Good point and well manufactured.

[Runaway]

I'll ask the policeman if I can have of them back.

[Sir William]

Why do you need the policeman to come back?

[Runaway]

They want to see the pictures too.

They're in most of them.

[Sir William]

[Doctor Cheery]

Disgusting!
Which policeman force is this? I think we should know for our own moral safety!

SpoilerShow

My G.L.W.(Good Lady Wife) looks... er..would look good in a PVC policewoman's uniform.... mmm...

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

My G.L.W.(Good Lady Wife) looks... er..would look good in a PVC policewoman's uniform.... mmm...

You'll have of to prove that unfounded claim, with pictures.

[Doctor Cheery]

I would gladly oblige you, Mr RunAway, but I don't know any P.V.C. policewomen...