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Post by anepictree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:58 pm

Dear member friends -

I am having trouble with my 90/14's

Nasty prick :-(

some suggestions would be much appreciated
I'm on the HD1800 if that is of some help :bigthumbsup:

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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:36 pm

I'd have of thought that an artisan like your good self would be sewing manually, not by machine.

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Re: Pricks

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 14, 2017 2:55 pm

anepictree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:58 pm
Dear member friends -
I am having trouble with my 90/14's
I'm not surprised. You should go on a diet. :yes:

Nasty prick :-(
See Dr Chee*ry about that. :wink:
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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:56 pm

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Re: Pricks

Post by anepictree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:47 pm

It's due to these speed limits that I now sew by machine

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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:05 pm

May we see an example of your w**k? :bounce:

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Re: Pricks

Post by anepictree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:27 pm

This w**k does not concern books but clothing and I gott*en that prick
within a pair of Mrs Trees bloomers that I am at present making
her for her holidays gift :wink:

I am becoming an expert at Martingales and Yolks which is partly
why I haven't been seen for any time :wink:

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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:36 pm

And there we were thinking you've been sewing mailbags. :snigger:

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Re: Pricks

Post by anepictree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:40 pm

No these are most definitely femail :magnify:

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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:41 pm

There's an echo in here.

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Re: Pricks

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:56 am

anepictree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:47 pm
It's due to these speed limits that I now sew by machine
Is that sew? :?
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Re: Pricks

Post by anepictree » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:38 am

and of Mr RunAway; Dr Cheery and Mr W.C. Chairman are interested I can manufacture extra large elasticated Martingales for overweight beer drinkers :clap:

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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:00 pm

I don't drink beer.

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Re: Pricks

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:24 pm

anepictree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:47 pm
It's due to these speed limits that I now sew by machine
Does this include all your vegetables, or just beans and carrots? :search:
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Re: Pricks

Post by anepictree » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:17 am

Sir William wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:24 pm
anepictree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:47 pm
It's due to these speed limits that I now sew by machine
Does this include all your vegetables, or just beans and carrots? :search:

Mostly beans - Which By the way (by the direction) reminds me, I once knew a bean soup jole, but can't quite remember it, some assistance in this matter would be grapefruitly accepted :wink:

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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:32 am

I've never heard a bean soup jole - please tell me one, someone. :yes: :thanks:

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Re: Pricks

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:05 am

It's a great pity that you want to hear a bean soup jole rather than a bean soup joke, because Mr Runa*direction knows a very good bean soup joke that he is itching to tell us. :yes:
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Re: Pricks

Post by anepictree » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:05 pm

I'd rather not hear about Mr RunAway's itching, I think he should go and see Dr Cheery and not tell us about those revolting skin diseases he captured in OZ :rasp:

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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:41 pm

I have a photo of my sunburned feet that would frighten even the most hardened medical practitioner. And all it took was literally 15 minutes stepping outside the 4WD in the Simpson Desert. I am now extremely respectful of the Aussie sun, but I shall doubtless have to have my feet removed at any point in the future.
My knees may be recalled too. :o

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Re: Pricks

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:28 pm

Be that as it may, I still consider this to be the only practical solution. :yes:
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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:30 pm

That may be so.
But I can't remember what the original problem was... :hscratch:

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Re: Pricks

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:32 pm

Despite these facts, it is very clear for all to see. :bounce:
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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:35 pm

But what problem would it fix?

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Re: Pricks

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:51 pm

The Prizemonster. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Pricks

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:58 pm

any things are broken beyond repair...

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