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Holidays Carols for the Obese

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Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by anepictree » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:38 am

I saw three chips come sailing in :excited:

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:38 pm

Come rest ye fatty gentlemen...

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:11 pm

Oh Come All Ye Fat Bastards. :cantlook:
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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:13 pm

When Fatty gott*en stuck more elevated the chimney.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:17 pm

Doesn't scan. :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:44 pm

:hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:58 pm

:wag:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:01 pm

:wag:

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:05 pm

Mr Ru*naway - You must NOT edit posts to manufacture them less humourous. :wag: :wag: :duh:

This defeats the entire purpose of the site. :doh: :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:19 pm

Humour? Since when did that happen here? :snigger:

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by anepictree » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:14 am

Jungle Balls :cripes:

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Post by anepictree » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:14 am

While Shepherds watched their Chocs by night :excited:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:57 pm

Pringle bells, Pringle bells... :rofl:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:42 pm

musical note2.gif
Have yourself a jolly little Chri'stmas :snigger:

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by anepictree » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:01 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:57 pm
Pringle bells, Pringle bells... :rofl:
I think I feel a PRIZE coming on for MR RunAways VERY GOOD effort in this matter

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:16 pm

anepictree wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:01 pm
Runaway wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:57 pm
Pringle bells, Pringle bells... :rofl:
I think I feel a PRIZE coming on for MR RunAways VERY GOOD effort in this matter
:hurry: :hurry: Oh. alright then.... :bounce: :bounce: A super stupor duper booper PRIZE is wingeing its direction to the RunAway squatter's tent at M-K :mad: :mad:

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:18 pm

Gosh. :oops:

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by anepictree » Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:53 pm

Good King wants a slice looked out on the feast of Stephens............. :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:19 pm

:?
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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:49 pm

We wish you a belly Christm­as...

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by anepictree » Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:59 pm

Away in a 'Pret a Manger' :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:12 am

anepictree wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:53 pm
Good King wants a slice looked out on the feast of Stephens............. :wink:
:hscratch:

Fat kid Wesley once gorged out on the feast of bacon :yes:
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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:45 am

Have Yourself a Podgy Little Holidays...

or

I'm Dreaming of a Wide Holidays...

or

Wobblin' around the Holidays Tree...

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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Post by anepictree » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:13 pm

And the snow lay roundabout Deep Pan and crisps and even :ho:

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