Happy Holidays

[Prizemaster]

From the (ex) PRIZE DEPARTMENT

HAPPY HOLIDAYS - By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

[Runaway]

There was no bill attached. Where do I pay?

[Sir William]

How can I donate all my money to this worthy cause?

[Doctor Cheery]

I am most touched by Mr Tree's gesture.(No, not that one, the one in the thread!)
I feel so moved by his obvious insincerity, and thinly disguised resentment, that I intend to award the member a Sooper-Dooper Scoubilated Gloxophonic PRIZE.
Long may you enjoy it Sir. (At least until the silver paper comes unglued)..

[Sir William]

The non-beloved Prizemaster has won a prize.

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Serves him correct.

[Prizemaster]

My gloxophonic Super PRIZE has not yet come

[Sir William]

Now you know what it feels like.

[Prizemaster]

I don't know what it feels like 'not to come' at all

[Sir William]

I have of heard it can be quite frustrating.

[Prizemaster]

Ah - you've been talking to Mr RunAway I assume

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

I see that Mr Tree seems to have of returned to his usual style of contributions to the forum.

[Sir William]

I see that Mr Tree seems to have of returned to his usual style of contributions to the forum.

[Prizemaster]