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New ketyboard

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:23 pm

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Have just filkted a noew keyboadr to my computer, so members will noti
ce a great imorovement in my posts from now on, :yes: :clap: :clap:

PLEASE there id no need tov do jot thakle me for this. :stop:
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Re: New ketyboard

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:28 pm

What a pirrock. :cantlook:
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Re: New ketyboard

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 5:10 pm

Haha - loosk like you need a new ketboard as welk. you@ve gott*en a japanede one :snigger:

I gott*en mine fron qUality ke6boards lTD. :yes:

They kmow what therw doing. :clap: dh

It wouldn@t workk with mt ancient computer socket thoufgh - i had to utilise u?p another USV port. :mad:
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Re: New ketyboard

Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Fri Dec 29, 2017 5:34 pm

I definitely see a vast improvement in the chairman’s posts :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:00 pm

Yes. They've gott*en punctuation.

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Re: New ketyboard

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:38 pm

:bounce:
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Re: New ketyboard

Post by anepictree » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:03 pm

I bet he's already worn the X off :thumbu:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:05 pm

And the E and the S.

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Re: New ketyboard

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:17 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:19 pm

And now he's itching. Oh dear...

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Re: New ketyboard

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:25 pm

This is what comes of using Dr Ch*eery's NO-NITS suppositaries. :mad: :mad: :mad: :doh:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:27 pm

You misread it. It's a chemical castration powder. NO-NUTS powder.

Ooops...

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Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:27 pm

:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
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Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:07 pm

How does one take suppsositories in powder form the **** boggles :read:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:26 pm

Larry would know, were he still here. :cantlook:

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Post by anepictree » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:56 pm

poor poor Larry, such a tragedy :cant_look:

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Re: New ketyboard

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:05 pm

:cry:

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Re: New ketyboard

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:22 pm

All those cabbages. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:07 pm

Cabbiages.

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Re: New ketyboard

Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:00 pm

such a waist .... :bash:

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