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Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 30, 2017 2:49 pm

Attractive slim intelligent lady with one knitting needle seeks similar with the aim of making Mr Runaway a nice new jumper. :bounce:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:19 pm

Attractive slim intelligent lady seeks simular?

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:27 pm

Who wants any crazy lady who knits with only one needle? :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:38 pm

Someone similar, to manufacture more elevated a pair? :roll:

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:47 pm

In other words, a couple of ancient fencers Image
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Post by Runaway » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:53 pm

No, I don't need a fence. My fence is fine. If I had a new fence I would have nowhere to put it and that would be a waste of a fence.

What I'd like is a new jumper. :bounce:

You see, although we have the means (one needle)(left hand) to create half a jumper (left side), I would need a full jumper to avoid looking stupid (no comments please), and this is why I am looking for a similar, equally pretty, intelligent lady to create the other (correct hand) half, so that the two halves can be sewn together to manufacture my new jumper.

I would of have thought that the above would of have been obvious to anyone. :roll:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:55 pm

No that wouldn't w**k, you'd still only have 2 needles, so they couldn't w**k independently. :no:

What your attractive slim intelligent lady with one knitting needle needs is just another knitting needle. :yes:

If this knitting needle is accompanied by another attractive slim intelligent lady, then I very much doubt that much knitting will take place. :o
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Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:10 am

You manufacture a good point. :hscratch:

“I think I’ll have to think this out once more”.

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:38 am

WANTED: Next or Marks & Spencer Voucher. :cripes:

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:43 am

:spam:
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Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:04 am

No vopuchers available, but there are any Green Shield Stamps going nosepick

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:59 pm

What is a vopucher? :search:
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Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:13 pm

The vopuchers are not yet ready for release, to obtain vopuchers you need to exchange them for your vopucher vouchers, people who have not been issued with vopucher vouchers should vouchsafe their valuable victuals :cripes:

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:34 pm

I would certainly recommend this course of action. :yes:
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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:01 pm

What does all of this have to do with a new jumper for me? :hurry:

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:06 pm

It means you won't gett*en one. :snigger:
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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:30 pm

:tant: :tant: :tant:

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:55 pm

Sir William wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:06 pm
It means you won't gett*en one. :snigger:
unless you send a cheque for Fifty quid to the PRIZE department :excited:

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:53 pm

Now I KNOW Mr Tree is better. :yes: :thumbu: :yabba: :aus:

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