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by anepictree » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:07 pm
Hello everybody - terribly sorry to bother everyone during the festive season but I need any advice. Can anybody give me some information about gluing new heads on my croquet mallets please - they keep coming off

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by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:11 pm
If your head keeps "coming off", why are you complaining?

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by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:18 pm
Or bang it harder.
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by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:23 pm
Split the end of the shaft

and drive a wedge into it.

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by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:25 pm
Oh so YOU've been out with Janice Trimbottom too, have you?

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by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:31 pm
Thought so.
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by anepictree » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:20 am
Thank you members, trimming the bottom did the trick

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by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:06 am
Yes, that does sound like an impressive trick.

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by Runaway » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:09 am
Whose bottom did you trim, by how much, and what does it look like now?
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by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:11 am
Janice Trimbottom, presumably?

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by Runaway » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:13 am
I hardly know the woman.

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by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:15 am
I thought you said she split the end of your shaft and drove a wedge into it?

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by Runaway » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:17 am
That's what the papers said but they manufactured it more elevated. Honest guv.
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by anepictree » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:59 pm
It never the less explains why he can no monger fit into a car and has to drive everywhere in a camp van

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