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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:36 pm

major portions of it. Please ensure that your underpants are tightly secured, or removed. The danger of flying underpants is severe and real.
Mr Chairman will not be held responsible for anything untoward happening to some member. No juxtapose there then.

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Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:14 am

There shall be no wind more elevated this direction - and no wasted wind ever - we are experts in the matter of ensuring that no wind is wasted and that the only effect of gaseous escapes is that of producing sweet sounding notes :yes:

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Re: Wind is coming

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:04 am

There has never been a truer word spoken in jest. :no: :yes:
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Re: Wind is coming

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:08 am

OOOOHHHHHHHH Yes there has. :excited:

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Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:56 pm

YEs, never let it be said :no:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:18 pm

Mr Ru*naway lets it be said far too often. :mad:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:32 pm

I am ashamed to admit that most of the wind we had yesterday was wasted. :duh:

The wind arrived so fast that I didn't even have time to gett*en my trousers down. :mad: :tant:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:09 pm

Sir William wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:32 pm
The maid arrived so fast that I didn't even have time to gett*en my trousers down. :mad: :tant:
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Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:26 pm

:announce:

In this specil 'Wind is coming' announcement Mr Tree would like to announce that after a long period of suspended animation
MR TREES' MARVELOUS MECHANICALS is once once more in operation so please watch out :tongue:

and don't leave some valuables about such as bra strap hooks, suspender belt clips, piano wire, broken staplers,
rice pudding cartons AND YES even hoover junior rubber bands - some such items found will be claimed
and sent directly to the MRMM workshop
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Post by anepictree » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:27 pm

and be warned ; specil announcements are not manufactured every day

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Re: Wind is coming

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:43 am

:announce:

I am truly fascinated by Mr Tree's wonderful announcement. :clap: :clap: :clap: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

Better things surely cannot have been said. :no:
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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:22 pm

My trilby hat gott*en blown off my head yesterday morning and flew all the direction for miles and miles and miles bouncing off down a busy high street finally landing underneath a parked car on the other side of the road. It nearly manufactured me late for my weekly ukulele group for ancient timers. My head is clearly direction too small for my hat :tant:
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Re: Wind is coming

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:31 pm

Trilby hat wearers deserve all they gett*en. :yes:
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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:12 pm

:yes:
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Re: Wind is coming

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:16 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:22 pm
My head is clearly direction too small for my hat :tant:
I think it's equally likely that your hat is direction too large for your head. :yes:

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Post by Willy Nilly [miss] » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:42 pm

What do you mean? :hscratch:
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Re: Wind is coming

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:01 pm

Well, there is a clear dimensional incompatability. :yes:

By the way (By the direction) it's not a reference to brain size - that would be a cheap joke and not suitable for a man of your intellect. (And yes I'm being serious). :thumbu:

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Re: Wind is coming

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:23 pm

Runaway wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:16 pm
I think it's equally likely that your hat is direction too large for your head. :yes:
:hscratch: How do you arrive at that preposterous conclusion? :vconfused: :vconfused:
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Re: Wind is coming

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:25 pm

It was one of Tree's. :hide:

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