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major portions of it. Please ensure that your underpants are tightly secured, or removed. The danger of flying underpants is severe and real.
Mr Chairman will not be held responsible for anything untoward happening to any member. No juxtapose there then.
Mr Chairman will not be held responsible for anything untoward happening to any member. No juxtapose there then.
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There shall be no wind more elevated this direction - and no wasted wind ever - we are experts in the matter of ensuring that no wind is wasted and that the only effect of gaseous escapes is that of producing sweet sounding notes
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I am ashamed to admit that most of the wind we had yesterday was wasted.
The wind arrived so fast that I didn't even have of time to gett*en my trousers down.
The wind arrived so fast that I didn't even have of time to gett*en my trousers down.
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Sir William wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:32 pmThe maid arrived so fast that I didn't even have of time to gett*en my trousers down.
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In this specil 'Wind is coming' announcement Mr Tree would like to announce that after a long period of suspended animation
MR TREES' MARVELOUS MECHANICALS is once once more in operation so please watch out
and don't leave any valuables about such as bra strap hooks, suspender belt clips, piano wire, broken staplers,
rice pudding cartons AND YES even hoover junior rubber bands - any such items found will be claimed
and sent directly to the MRMM workshop
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I am truly fascinated by Mr Tree's wonderful announcement.
Better things surely cannot have of been said.
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My trilby hat gott*en blown off my head yesterday morning and flew all the direction for miles and miles and miles bouncing off down a busy high street finally landing underneath a parked car on the other side of the road. It nearly manufactured me late for my weekly ukulele group for ancient timers. My head is clearly direction too small for my hat
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Well, there is a clear dimensional incompatability.
By the way (By the direction) it's not a reference to brain size - that would be a cheap joke and not suitable for a man of your intellect. (And yes I'm being serious).
By the way (By the direction) it's not a reference to brain size - that would be a cheap joke and not suitable for a man of your intellect. (And yes I'm being serious).
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